Luke: I want to know how Hunter got engaged to Hitler.
Piper: We all do.
Hunter: Don't bring that up.
Luke: I'll try to forget it.
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Percy: What is that moaning noise from the Apollo cabin?
Hunter: You don't want to know what I think it is?
Apollo: NOT IN MY CABIN IS THAT HAPPENING!!!
Ashley: woah! woah! Nothing like that is happening.
Elizabeth: Yeah we are just doing vocal practice. What has come to your minds?
Percy: Nothing good.
Leo: You guys sound like drunk ghosts!
Luke: Well that's offensive to ghost addicted to alcohol.
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Travis Stoll: What is up with the Iris messages? They are so slow? Why don't we commit suicide and call someone so monsters can find us?
Iris: Excuse me?! You are complaining about a goddess! Go ahead and use a phone for all I care. Let the monsters devour you!
Conner Stoll: Calm down Travis, she may turn you into a rainbow.
Travis Stoll: Oh I'm terrified.
Iris: Shut it.
Travis Stoll: But seriously you need to have better Iris message reception.
Leo: Wait who were you trying to call across the world?
Conner Stoll: Well.........
Travis Stoll: SHUT UP!!!!!!!
Luke: Well he is my brother and I know.
Ashley: WHAT IS IT?!
Luke: He Iris messages his mom every night to hear a story. It got annoying after awhile.
Travis Stoll: DON'T LISTEN TO HIM! HE'S BEEN TO TARTARUS AND BACK! IT CAN DO THINGS TO YOUR MIND!
Hunter: Actually I've been there. It's quite nice.
Luke: See Hunter agrees....WAIT WHAT!?
Hunter: You seem surprised.
Travis Stoll: The fact that he is throwing a chair across the room.....yes he is.
Hunter: I was there about the time you were. I was engaged to Hitler for Pete's sake!
Zeus: It's my fault she was sent there.
Tartarus: And I sent her right back out.
Leo: It talks?!
Luke: Am I the only one here that can handle Hunter?!
Hunter: Sadly yes. I'm surprised you haven't gone insane.
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Q: What's your favorite frozen ship? If no ship, SHIP JELSA!
Both: Jelsa!!!!!!
HELLO MY MINE TURTLES!!!!!! Sorry for the updates I know I'm horrible but school is to blame. I'll update mostly in the summer time . If your a whovian check out my Doctor Who story.
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Demigod Facebook
FanfictionWhat happens when demigods find facebook? Well nothing good. No longer adding new characters. Will include histarically crying, fangirling, and weirdness.
