Hunter: I am never talking to Piper again.
Ashley: Why?
Hunter: She said my name, Luke's name, and marriage in the same sentence.
Luke: What?!
Jason: Haha Luke you are out of luck
Leo: Out of luck man XD
Percy: Haha
Hunter: He's safer than all three of you. I don't want marriage, but your girlfriends do. I hate marriage yet for whatever reason they like it
Jason: Oh fuck
Leo: O_O
Percy: We are screwed
Luke: Whose laughing now?!
Hunter: I now pronounce you ball and chain!
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Ashley: Just talked to Luke. It was like talking to Hunter. They are too much alike.
Hunter: Well yeah I mean we love slasher films
Luke: Violence
Hunter: Overthrowing the gods after being jerks to us
Luke: Sword fighting
Percy: WAIT WHAT?!
Zeus: What?!
Hunter: Violence?
Ares: That's my girl
Zeus: The gods include you
Ares: What?!
Hunter: You punishment won't be as bad
Ares: Good. WAIT WHAT?!
Hunter: Nothing!
Luke: Nothing!
Kronos: Yes! Come join me Demigods!
Hunter: Do you think that I would join you when I don't even accept your friend request.
Kronos : No :(
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Leo: What does the fox say?!
The fox : I'm saying for you to shut up!
Piper: I thought it was an ancient mystery.
The fox: I hate that song.
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Hunter : Why do I see Leo holding hands with another girl that's not Ashley.
Ashley : What!?
Jason : Leo, wherever you are run away! Angry girlfriend alert!
Ashley : Leo! Where are you? I will find you!
Piper : What does the girl look like?
Hunter : She looks older than Leo. With blond hair that's cut short. She looks familiar.
Nico : I looked and its Miley!
Ashley : What!?
Percy : I logged on just now and I am so confused.
Leo : Everyone calm down!
Ashley : How could I calm down while your holding hands with Miley!
Leo : I can explain.
Hunter : This should be interesting.
Leo: No one laugh.
Piper: ???
Leo: I wanted Miley to give me twerking lessons...............................................................................
Hunter : Oh My Gods. That is hilarious.
Ashley: .................. twerking lessons? Okay then.
Piper: Awkward
Miley: Leo, ready for your twerking lessons?
Ashley: No he is not. Go back to Hannah Montana.
Miley: Hannah is gone. *evil laugh*
Percy: She's a demon!
Hunter : Die demon! Die!
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Hunter: Miley is gone
Elizabeth: You killed her!
Hunter: No she wasn't a demon but I chased her away.
Elizabeth: Thank the gods.
Zeus: Your welcome.
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Q:Who is your Demigod crush?
A: Mine is Leo because we are alike.
H: Mine is Luke because I found him attractive and awesome in the first book. Don't question me
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