Ashley: Who wants to go on a double date?!
Leo: Really? This is how you figure it out?
Percy: We'll go
Annabeth: Yeah!
Ashley: Um no thanks. Ya'll talk too much
Leo: Agreed but stop talking like you are from the south
Ashley: *facepalm* Do you listen when I tell you anything?!
Leo: What did you say?
Ashley: *sigh*
Jason: I guess we'll go
Piper: Yeah!!
Leo: NO
Ashley: No. I don't feel like watching both of ya'll making out the whole night.
Bella Swan: Sure
Edward Cullen: We'll go
Leo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ashley: Go mope in a corner Bella. Edward go try and look in a mirror or go outside or something
Luke: We'll go
Hunter: WHAT?!
Ashley: Okay
Leo: Sure
Hunter: Oh no. I've got to look at Leo the entire night?!
Leo: -_-
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Hunter: I'M BEING KIDNAPPED!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH
Luke: We aren't kidnapping you.
Hunter: Then why are you shoving me in a white van full of candy??? Hm???
Luke: Cause we thought that would get you in the car
Hunter: Well it worked. Yum! Candy!! :D
Ashley: We probably shouldn't of given her the candy
Hunter: You really shouldn't of
Leo: Why?
Hunter: CANDY!!!!!!!
" Ashley looks in the back of the van and groans when all she sees Hunter passed out on a pile of candy wrappers"
Luke:That's why we shouldn't have given her candy.
Leo: At least she's quiet now
Hunter: CANDY!
This will not have Facebook in it.
" At Chuck E. Cheese" ( We are so imature)
Waitress: Would your children like a sticker?
Hunter & Luke: *turn around and start laughing*
Ashley: *takes sticker, rips it up, and smiles sweetly*
Waitress: Okay then....
Leo: I want to go play in the ball pit!!!
Hunter: I've got an idea. *throws Leo into the ball pit* THIS IS FUN!!!!
Leo: I'M DROWNING!!!!!
Ashley: *jumps in the ball pit*
Luke: *push Hunter in*
Hunter: FUCK YOU!!!!
Random kid #1: Fuck you
Random kid #2: Fuck you!
YOU ARE READING
Demigod Facebook
FanfictionWhat happens when demigods find facebook? Well nothing good. No longer adding new characters. Will include histarically crying, fangirling, and weirdness.