Hunter: Who painted the Ares cabin pink?
Leo: I don't know
Hunter: Then why is your name in big letters.
Leo: Uh..... I was framed!
Hunter: Yeah right
Leo: blame the Stolls!
Hunter: Well whoever did this is dead!
Hunter: I'll give you a ten second head start
Leo: I'm gonna die!
Hunter: You better start running
Leo: Please don't kill me I was eating too much candy at that time I didn't know what I was doing!
Hunter: Will you shut up?
Leo: Yes!
Hunter: Then leave me alone
Leo: I will do that!
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Kronos has joined Face Book
Percy: Go back to Tarturas!
Kronos: Don't tell me what to do Demigod!
Kronos: Tarturas finally has wifi connections!
Percy: Fine but don't expect me to friend you
Kronos: Fine who wants to be my friend
Annabeth: Not me
Thalia: me neither
Luke: never
Ashley: I will
Kronos: Really
Ashley: When unicorns fly! XD
Kronos: All of you suck!
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Annabeth: I've been moody lately
Piper: Not enough sleep?
Percy: Its not funny when demigods are sleep deprived because they have weapons on them all the time.
Piper: How do you know?
Percy: Well the first time I made her mad she pushed me in the lake. I tend to avoid Annabeth when she doesn't sleep for days
Annabeth: I'M NOT TIRED OKAY?!
Piper: Your not?
Annabeth: NO! I got a b on a Science test.
Percy: How is that bad, thats a good grade
Annabeth: I'm the daughter of Athena!
Athena: A b? REALLY MY OWN DAUGHTER. YOU ARE GROUNDED.
Annabeth: How could you when your in Olympus?
Athena: DON'T QUESTION THE GODS!
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Grover: I hate Thanksgiving.
Percy: Why its Turkey day!
Grover: Exactly every year millions of Turkeys are killed for one dinner!
Percy: I dont care cows are killed everyday for steak!
Ashley: Grover, did you like the sandwhich I made you earlier?
Grover: Yeah...........
Ashley: It was made out of Turkey!
Grover: It was good! But still.
Ashley: YOU LIKE TURKEY
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Demigod Facebook
FanfictionWhat happens when demigods find facebook? Well nothing good. No longer adding new characters. Will include histarically crying, fangirling, and weirdness.
