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liamsinzayn: fuck mE UP

liamsinzayn: YOU DID MOT JUDT REPLY FIFKRN

liamsinzayn: this isn't real rn

liamsinzayn: holy fUCK MY DADDT HAS RESPONDED TO ME

liamsinzayn: i love you

liamsinzayn: fuck do I love you

liamsinzayn: okay oKAY I'm calm now

liamsinzayn: nO IM NOT DAGMNIT

liamsinzayn: hiiiiii liam payne

liamsinzayn: why aren't you responding :(

liamsinzayn: please reply back again

liamsinzayn: I didn't mean it I don't want Niall I want you Liam

liamsinzayn: okay that's sort of a lie but he's hot sue me

fakeliampayne: youre hilarioussss mate

liamsinzayn: yOU RESPONDEDDD

liamsinzayn: wait

liamsinzayn: tf did you just call me mate?

liamsinzayn: I am not your mate Liam

liamsinzayn: future hubby more like tbh

fakeliampayne: how do u typee so fassst

liamsinzayn: it's a skill I guess

liamsinzayn: ANYWAYS

liamsinzayn: HI DADDY

fakeliampayne: haha hi

liamsinzayn: why tf are you not excited to be talking to me

liamsinzayn: I've been trying to get a response from you since you've made Instagram

liamsinzayn: I'm so glad you've responded

fakeliampayne: i thought u were a girl at first t be honesttt

liamsinzayn: ew no why

liamsinzayn: you've wounded me thanks

liamsinzayn: I can't how dare you

fakeliampayne: sorryy u seemd like a girll w all the thingss you sentttt

liamsinzayn: ughhhhh

liamsinzayn: ok well I'm not a girl thanks

liamsinzayn: I'm a guy

liamsinzayn: who'd like to kiss you

liamsinzayn: amongst other things

fakeliampayne: wow

liamsinzayn: what? Are you not gay?

fakeliampayne: I dont thinkk so hah

liamsinzayn: nah you are

liamsinzayn: believe me I know you're gay okay

fakeliampayne: how youve never met me

liamsinzayn: I know you're gay cause you have to be, to be in a relationship with me ?? duh

fakeliampayne: umm

liamsinzayn: oh my god fine

liamsinzayn: don't you think you might be a bit gay?

fakeliampayne: i dont think so I've had gfs

liamsinzayn: okay so you probably like girls ANd boys liam

fakeliampayne: this conversation got serious lol

liamsinzayn: ugh whatever

liamsinzayn: i suppose if you're not gay there's always my other daddy

fakeliampayne: ??

liamsinzayn: niall

fakeliampayne: haha oh really

liamsinzayn: yeah m8 he's smokin

liamsinzayn:

liamsinzayn: i mean hellllllo dadddy

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liamsinzayn: i mean hellllllo dadddy

liamsinzayn:

liamsinzayn: aND HES READY FOR ME I MEAN ??

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liamsinzayn: aND HES READY FOR ME I MEAN ??

fakeliampayne: whattttt?

liamsinzayn: ugh I forgot you're nOT GAY

liamsinzayn: whatever

liamsinzayn:

liamsinzayn: look at em

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liamsinzayn: look at em

fakeliampayne: did u crop me outttt :( ???

liamsinzayn: lol yeah

fakeliampayne: y are u dming me if you want niallll

liamsinzayn: cause you come first

liamsinzayn: you're my daddy #1

liamsinzayn: why aren't you replying

liamsinzayn: oh my god I'm sorry

liamsinzayn: I'm not that into niall :(

liamsinzayn: I just want you

liamsinzayn: iTS YoU

liamsinzayn: :((((((

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