[NEW MESSAGE TO: fakeliampayne ]
liamsinzayn: are you still drunk?
liamsinzayn: or hungover I guess
fakeliampayne: whenn was I drunkk??
liamsinzayn: last night
fakeliampayne: I didn't even drink last nighhttt
liamsinzayn: then why were your words misspelled more than usual and why did you stop messaging me dick
fakeliampayne: oh wait yeahhhh I was drunk sorrryyy hahaha
liamsinzayn: are you lying?
fakeliampayne: nooo
liamsinzayn: you are
liamsinzayn: alright whatever don't tell me the truth
liamsinzayn: anyways moving forward
liamsinzayn: quick question
fakeliampayne: go
liamsinzayn: which one do you think is my screensaver on my phone
liamsinzayn: okay ready??
fakeliampayne: y are we doingg this??
liamsinzayn: cause im bored
liamsinzayn: ok ready?
fakeliampayne: yeaaa
liamsinzayn: alright is my screensaver
liamsinzayn: A
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liamsinzayn: b
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liamsinzayn: c
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liamsinzayn: or d
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liamsinzayn: a b c or d Liam ???
liamsinzayn: if u get it right you get a selfie of me :)
fakeliampayne: fuckk alright ummm
fakeliampayne: ur a kinky pervert sooo d
liamsinzayn: eh wrong it's c
liamsinzayn: sorry no selfie for you
liamsinzayn: and why the fuck would I have d as my screensaver ??
fakeliampayne: cuz u like staring at all my junk
fakeliampayne: what kinda screensaver is c ?? lame much
liamsinzayn: yeah no it would not be my screensaver where anybody could see! they'd think I was a pervert
fakeliampayne: you are
liamsinzayn: no I'm not :(
fakeliampayne: sorryyy to burst ur bubble but u are babe
fakeliampayne: it's cool tho I can tolerate it
liamsinzayn: shut up fool >:(
fakeliampayne: fOoL fOr YoU ;)
liamsinzayn: why did you type it like that egh it makes my eyes hurt liam
fakeliampayne: 🙄🙄🙄🙄😒
fakeliampayne: drama queen much ??
liamsinzayn: fuck you you dick >:|
liamsinzayn: don't send me emojis you know I hate them
fakeliampayne: u like -> 🎾⚾️🏈🏀⚽️🏐🏉🔮 aka balls lmao 😜
fakeliampayne: 😜😜🤓🤓😜😱😱👅👬🍆😍
liamsinzayn: 🖕🏽
fakeliampayne: hah u used a emogee
liamsinzayn: blocking you bye
fakeliampayne: I'm kidddddin
fakeliampayne: come back
fakeliampayne: come back jack 😰🌊❄️
fakeliampayne: baby come back
liamsinzayn: holy shit did you just call me baby??
fakeliampayne: u can blame it all on me
fakeliampayne: haha oops I mean yes I did :)
liamsinzayn: are you serious wtf
fakeliampayne: waaat that song is a classic
liamsinzayn: no it's not
fakeliampayne: do I still get a selfie
liamsinzayn: no you answered it wrong dumbo
fakeliampayne: pleaseeeee 😞😞😕😭😭😭
liamsinzayn: stop using emojis holy shit
fakeliampayne: 😈😈😈😜😎😜😎😜😇😇
liamsinzayn: I'm gonna go message niall bye :)
fakeliampayne: wait what
fakeliampayne: no
fakeliampayne: no zaynie I'm sorry
fakeliampayne: don't message that fake blonde tart !!!!!
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