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[ NEW MESSAGE TO: fakeliampayne ]

liamsinzayn: happy birthday li

liamsinzayn: happy day of birth daddy

liamsinzayn: how old are you now 30?

liamsinzayn: lol you're like my sugar daddy

liamsinzayn: haha ;)

liamsinzayn: hey don't you mean "angry bird-thday" haha

liamsinzayn: come on that was a good one lol

fakeliampayne: no it wasnt lol

liamsinzayn: you're replying to me again

liamsinzayn: I think I'm gunna cry

fakeliampayne: yeah saw ur messagesss

fakeliampayne: i understandddd

fakeliampayne: sorry for beingg stubbornn

fakeliampayne: andd I supposee I can wait till your readyyy to meet

liamsinzayn: thanks li

liamsinzayn: you're so lovely

fakeliampayne: u dont have t be scaredd or wateverrr

fakeliampayne: I dont bite

fakeliampayne: less your into thatttt ;)

liamsinzayn: omg

liamsinzayn: sTOP IM GUNNA NEED LIFE ALERT CAUSE OF YOU

fakeliampayne: wtf is thattt

liamsinzayn: ??? You don't know

liamsinzayn: "help I've fallen and can't get up"

liamsinzayn: it's a very serious thing li

fakeliampayne: never heardd of it

liamsinzayn: aNYWAYS

liamsinzayn: how was your birthday??

liamsinzayn: 22 huh?

fakeliampayne: yeah buddyyyy

fakeliampayne: didn't do much reallyy lads got me a cake then we had the concert tonight now im just in bedddd haha

liamsinzayn: how exciting :)

fakeliampayne: yeahhh not goingg to properlyy celebrate till I get backk to londonnn

liamsinzayn: ah I've seen videos of the crowd singing you happy birthday though so that's cool :)

fakeliampayne: yeahhh sounded wickedd :)

fakeliampayne: heyy serious questionn right now readyyy ??

liamsinzayn: oh no. go ahead

fakeliampayne: where's my bday presentttt

liamsinzayn: lol dude you had my heart racing omg I was scared

liamsinzayn: I didn't get you anything but I mean I'm messaging you right now so that's a plus hApPy BiRtHDaY ;)

fakeliampayne: thankss babe

fakeliampayne: u know what I want from u ??

liamsinzayn: hoe if you say what I think you're gonna say I'm deleting you

fakeliampayne: ?? so feisty I swear

fakeliampayne: I just want a selfie z a smiley selfie of u plsssss

liamsinzayn: oh oops heh

liamsinzayn: sure hold on

liamsinzayn:

liamsinzayn: tadaaaa

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liamsinzayn: tadaaaa

fakeliampayne: your etes loook wikced amaxinf

fakeliampayne: u lopok amasimg

liamsinzayn: stop I don't deserve this

liamsinzayn: wait why are you texting like that smh

liamsinzayn: are you dRuNk daddy??

liamsinzayn: ooooh OH

liamsinzayn: anyways

liamsinzayn: do you realize your face in your picture looks exactly like the emoji you used in your caption? lol how cute

liamsinzayn: liam

liamsinzayn: leeeeyum

liamsinzayn: where'd you go??

liamsinzayn: leeroy

liamsinzayn: tf did you fall asleep on me :(

liamsinzayn: :(

liamsinzayn: night liam happy birthday :) xxxx

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