𝐃𝐌'𝐒. ✧ 𝘻𝘪𝘢𝘮

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[ NEW MESSAGE TO: fakeliampayne ]

liamsinzayn: liam omg

fakeliampayne: what is it ?

liamsinzayn: i'm gonna show you something okay

fakeliampayne: ;) k

liamsinzayn: not that stfu

liamsinzayn:

fakeliampayne: whyyy are u showing me a pic of me i know what i look like

liamsinzayn: are you a cigarette because you got a hot butt

fakeliampayne: lol really ??

liamsinzayn: nah I mean I guess but to be honest I was looking at the front and not your butt lol

fakeliampayne: im quite gifted in that regionnnn

liamsinzayn: oh yeah the paynoconda

fakeliampayne: the whatttt ?

liamsinzayn: it's what your fans call your dick sometimes

fakeliampayne: that's actually pretty neat lol I should use that sometime

fakeliampayne: let me try it out in u k

liamsinzayn: oh god

liamsinzayn: alright whatever go for it

fakeliampayne: k

fakeliampayne: hey baby want some of this paynoconda ??

liamsinzayn: kinda looks like pinã colada

liamsinzayn: and don't use that line it actually isn't a very good name for your dick

liamsinzayn: BUT

liamsinzayn: to answer your question: yes I do want some

fakeliampayne: it worksssss score

liamsinzayn: no stop wtf

liamsinzayn: don't even think about using that on anyone else

liamsinzayn: if you do I will find you and I will kill you hoe

fakeliampayne: haha chill liam neeson

liamsinzayn: shut up I'm being serious no using that line

fakeliampayne: im not besides it already worked on the 1 person I wanted to say it to ;)