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Bokuto + Kuroo

a/n love triangle thingie

It wasn't really obvious, though. That was what the two guys thought. Whatever they're doing, they can't hide it from [Name].

Kuroo would wrap his arm around her and nudge his head on hers.

Bokuto would randomly kiss her cheek when he 'feels' like it.

Those actions have a message behind it but when one notices another's action, he became awfully jealous.

Kuroo and Bokuto had a crush on [Name] but they both love each other, not realizing it. But [Name] does. She loves them both too and she hates seeing her friends trying to get her attention.

"What should I do?" [Name] taps her pencil on the desk, trying to figure out a conclusion for her two-in-love friends.

"What should you do?" Gabby appears near her desk.

"Dammit, Gabby. You scare me." [Name] jumped. "It's nothing. I was just thinking about a few things.."

"Does it include... two of your friends who has a crush on you but they both loved each other? Been there, done that." Gabby picked on her nails.

"So you've done that?!" She shakes Gabby's shoulders until her eyes rolled like a ball.

"I thought I was going to die.. ahem, to answer your question, yes." Gabby proudly points at herself. "I've solved many love relationship problems."

"Then, you know where I'm getting at."

"Well, no. Are those friends of yours a boy and a girl?"

[Name] face-palmed.

"They're both boys, Gabby-chan."

Gabby gasps. "Sodesu ka!" She clicks her fingers, "Then, I am glad you told me because I might help you in this situation."

"Are you really getting what I'm getting at, this time?"

"Hai. This is what you should do.."

* * *

[Name] waits for her two friends to arrive their secret location. She nervously plays with two boxes in her hands and disturbs her shoes.

'What's taking them so long?'

3...

2...

1...

"I can't do it, Gabby-chan. I should just bail."

"You must!" Gabby's voice answered from the Bluetooth earbuds hiding behind [Name]'s hair. "Look, if you don't do this, then everything won't be settled and those two won't be friends anymore. Do you want that to happen? DO YOU?! It's like McDonald's closing down for the whole month!"

"Except my friends are not McDonald's!" [Name] quietly snaps while face-palming.

"Just go with it.. they'll be here in—"

"[Name]-chan? You here?"

"We uh... got your message. You seemed pretty nervous; your handwriting is all shaky."

Bokuto and Kuroo walked in together, worry plastered on their face.

"Tetsu... Kotarou.. Hi."

"That's it? Hi?" Kuroo weirdly stared at her.

"I do not understand the whole situation here. What's up, though?" Bokuto asked.

[Name] extends her presents to her two friends. "For you guys. Just open it and don't say anything until it's opened."

The two guys reach for the box and looks at each other briefly before shrugging. They open the box, to see a man-made bracelet with their names, including [Name]'s engraved to it.

B + K + [Name] For Life

"[Name], this is.."

"F-For us?"

"Y-Yeah," [Name] folds her hands behind her back. "I know the both of you loved me but so did you guys. You think I never noticed but I do. If I pick one of you, then one will be upset and drift away from our friendship. I don't want that. No one ever wants that. That's why I made them. To tie the 3 of us together. What do you say?"

Kuroo glances at Bokuto and sighs. "I guess it's alright with me. I love you both. So does that make him my boyfriend and you're my girlfriend?" He points at Bokuto then at [Name].

"And he's my boyfriend while you're my girlfriend?" --Bokuto

"You two are my boyfriends." [Name] shudders after that. "Wow. That sounded really different. What would people think of us?"

"A threesome." Kuroo smirked.

"A threesome!" Bokuto repeated, grinning this time.

"A three—whoa, hold on just a minute. I'm only a year younger than you two. Don't think perverted." [Name] scolded.

The two seniors smirked at her. "You're our girlfriend now; nothing can stop us from doing it to you."

[Name] loses her skin color.

"What have I got myself into..?"

Extended Ending

Gabby stops walking towards her friend's table when she notices it got a bit...crowded.

"[Name], your hair looked like a bird's nest."

"Just, don't."

Sitting in both sides of [Name], is her two new boyfriends feeding each other by throwing grapes in their mouths with her stuck in between with a hair of bird's nest.

"There's like grapes in your—"

"I'LL WHOOP YOUR ASS, GABBY. I SWEAR!"

Poor Gabby. She loses her skin color this time.