oneshot | haikyuu!!

Futakuchi Kenji (1)

a/n according to his trivia, his current concern is to get his wisdom tooth out.

Kenji woke up with an aching tooth and his cheek was hurting so bad he could die. Not literally but he dreaded that this day would come – he was going to get his wisdom tooth out.

You, his girlfriend and housemate, checked on him to see he was in his bathroom, worriedly opening his mouth to look at his wisdom tooth that was aching. Coming from behind him, you wrapped your arms around his stomach.

"Kenji, breakfast is ready.. are you okay?"

"No..." He quietly answered. "I dreaded this day would come, (f/n). I'm going to get my wisdom tooth out."

"It's not that bad, actually. Minus the right side of my cheek hurt for a week."

His brown eyes widened at you, "Y-You had your wisdom tooth out? Since when?"

"Beginning of 2014, why?" You nonchalantly replied, which surprises your boyfriend.

a/n i got my wisdom tooth out a week after after new year's eve in 2014. so basically i got my wisdom tooth out at age 16.

"Th-That young!?"

You shrugged, "Anyway, it didn't hurt when I got it out. My mouth was numb so I didn't feel a thing," When you noticed how afraid he was even more, you tried calming him down by assuring him it was okay. He wasn't convinced, though, but you told him you'd be there for him and support him.

"Say, did they give you that thing when you get high after getting your wisdom tooth out?"

"Nope."

a/n they didn't give me anything to make me high like you see in instagram. i was awake and conscious when they removed my wisdom tooth out.

"H-How the hell did you survived?" He was more terrified now.

"I'm immortal; I can't die."

* * *

A few days later Kenji felt more pain on his wisdom tooth and you couldn't bear to see him in pain so you made an appointment to see the dentist and tell them to remove it.

Kenji, like before, was afraid but this time he feigned sickness so he wouldn't get out of bed. For some reason, he had a fever and hasn't moved a muscle yet there's a hair-dryer on his nightstand.

Oh well.

"Kenji, I made an appointment to go see the dentist and remove your wisdom tooth."

"No! I'm not going to die young- ouch.."

You sighed, "You're in pain, Kenji. Look at you; you barely eat your porridge. God knows how long it was on your desk table."

"(f/n), will it hurt?"

"I can't guarantee that, Kenji. For me it isn't but I'm not sure about yours," You replied, massaging his shoulder. "I made an appointment for tomorrow at 2PM. Do you have class tomorrow?"

"Yes." He answered almost immediately hiding away his face.

"Liar," Smacking his head, you grabbed his bowl of stale porridge. "I'll make you another bowl of porridge and this time, please eat them."

Kenji finally gave up and slouched on his bed. "Yes, madam."

* * *

The day of his appointment you found him trying to escape from your shared house attempting to escape the appointment. Luckily you managed to catch him and dragged him back into the house and got him ready. It took you 20 minutes to drag his ass out of the house while he gripped onto the door frame.

"Woman, you can never get me out of this house! Not with that non-muscle arms of yours!" He exclaimed.

That made you pissed off and with all the strength you got, you pulled him by his leg and tickled his side. He burst out laughing and his hands lets go of the door frame.

"N-No fair, (f/n)! You played dirty!"

"I was being mature, you idiot! You're wasting time!" You pulled him by his ear and tossed him into your car.

"Savage.."

"Shut up."

extra scene ; after taking out his wisdom tooth

"Hey. It's not so bad, after all!"

"Kenji, you screamed bloody murder before the doctor could check you."