oneshot | haikyuu!!

Oikawa Tooru (6)

requested by @exorcister

It was no doubt Oikawa was really stalking you – he went from staring at you from afar to following you in the school hall despite his fangirls always tailing on him. One day one girl spoke badly about you out loud and Oikawa legitimately scolded her.

"If you speak badly about (f/n)-chan, I won't acknowledge your existence, girly-chan." He said in a mocking tone he used on Kageyama and brushed his shoulders with hers, walking away from his fangirls. Iwaizumi was there to see the whole thing and was surprised how defensive Oikawa was being towards you.

But then-

"Is it really that obvious, Iwa-chan?!"

That happened, instead.

"Uwaa I hope (f/n)-chan wasn't there to hear what I said; I'd be embarrassed! No! I'll move to Alaska if she knows I like her!"

Iwaizumi smacked the brunette. "Who cares if you like her, you shithead! Worry about whether she likes you or not with all of your fangirls surrounding you!"

Oikawa has never looked so dejected. Hanamaki went to pat his captain's shoulder, "Don't mind."

Matsukawa joined, "You don't deserve the pain, Oikawa. Trust me; I understand."

Oikawa faced the two jerks with crocodile tears. "You two! Go away before I kick you off the team, jeez! So mean!"

"Oikawa," Iwaizumi cut in. "If you make a good impression of yourself to her, maybe she'll like you. Who knows? She could be counting flower petals wishing you like her or not."

* * *

"He likes me... he likes me not..."

"(f/n)."

"10 more petals, Jun. Don't bother me."

Jun raised her hands in defeat. "I give up. Yuna, your turn. I'm buying food."

Yuna starts sweating. "Ehh?? But (f/n)-senpai isn't done picking off the petals yet. Maybe I should-"

"Coward."

"Mou!" Yuna cried. She shakily reached for your shoulder. "A-Ano, (f/n)-senpai... i-if it makes you feel any b-better, I think Oikawa-senpai l-likes you."

"HE LIKES ME, HE LIKES ME NOT."

Yuna's mood dropped. "Eh.... I'll be at the corner weeping if you need me, (f/n)-senpai."

"This girl.." The third person punched your rib, distracting you from picking off petals. "Stop picking out petals and woman up, (f/n) aho! You look stupid!"

"Don't punch me, Sakae! I was busy fantasizing mine and Oikawa-san's wedding!" You cried out.

"Do it better, (f/n)," Sakae pointed at the door. "Walk out of this club room and look for him, aho. Not counting off petals whether he likes you or not. It's not fortune-telling."

"Mmm... what if he doesn't like me?"

Sakae face palmed. "This idiot.. you do realize you and him stalked each other everyday and you dare remind yourself he doesn't like you?!"

"What if he thinks I look weird or-or my skirt flies up?! Like you said, he stalks me too which means he must've saw me hugging my (f/c) figurine!"

"You brought a fucking figurine to school, (f/n)?" Sakae's eye twitched in annoyance.

"It was tHIS small- OUCh!" Sakae punched you again. "That hurts, Sakae-chan! I swear, you and Iwaizumi-san are really familiar."

"You and that idiot Oikawa-san are the same as well."

"Achoo!" Both Iwaizumi and Oikawa sneezed at the same time, surprising Matsukawa and Hanamaki.

"Whoa. That was cool." Matsukawa bluntly said.

"Do it again!"

* * *

It was eating you up when you see more girls crowding Oikawa and his friends – he obviously talks to them like they're worth talking to and he didn't show any signs of stalking you this time.

"Eh? What is (f/n)'s favorite color? Hmm..." His fangirl spoke out loud which you can hear making you blush. Oikawa also turned red and tried to shush the girl.

Yeap, he is still stalking you.

Hanamaki lets out an inhuman groan and stood up to your table. Yuna spotted him and immediately hides her face in her bag.

"Yuna-chan, wtf are you doing?" Sakae asked the wuss.

"Excuse me, ladies.." You jumped at the unfamiliar voice behind you and turn to face the 6 foot wing spiker. "I'll just say this as bluntly as I can and don't kill me if I embarrass you or anything. (f/n), if you like our captain, please step forward and make him stfu for us, please? He's whining about you e-very-time and it irks us. Not that you're annoying but he's been babbling about whether you like him or not. So, do you like him?"

"I—uh..."

"Good to know," Hanamaki didn't wait for your respond and shouted over his shoulder, "Oikawa! She likes you! End of story. Ya'll live happily ever after. Use protection. Goodbye." He left to his table, leaving you and your friends dumbfounded.

"What the heck was that?" Sakae shook her head.

"I don't know... but Hanamaki-san is really hot."

"Shut up, Yuna."

He... likes me too?