oneshot | haikyuu!!

Kozume Kenma (1)

"what? [Name]-san is coming?!"

kenma sighed. he knew not to tell his team mates that his older sister is coming but they weren't informed, they'd scold him. he didn't care if he gets scolded but his sister would... and he didn't want his ass kicked by her in front of his team mates.

"yeah, she's coming. she wanted to see how I'm doing." he said.

"last time she came here was a year ago, right? she's a 3rd year, right?" yaku asked.

"she's actually a freshman in college. she skipped a year but she is still a year older than me."

"whoa, is she a genius or something?"

"sort of."

"sort of?" lev repeated. "kenma-san, you're not close with your sister?"

this is when kuroo steps in and tell for him the story. "[Name]-chan is the exact opposite of kenma, yet the same. she doesn't like being stand out but she is really friendly. she's protective over him and he'd do the same if she's having problems. she's only, like, an inch taller than kenma."

"well, of course she'd be taller, kuroo. she's older than me." kenma bluntly stated.

"usually girls are shorter even though they're older."

"don't underestimate girls, kuroo-san. in my country, girls can reach up to my shoulder." lev said, touching his shoulder.

"is that so?"

"when will she arrive, kenma-san?" inuoka asked the setter.

"this afternoon, I think. my mom had to drive her."

"but isn't she legal?"

kenma shuddered, his face suddenly turned purple. "n-never let [Name] drive... we'll all die before we enter t-the car."

* * *

[Name] arrived that afternoon and as soon as she entered the gym, she was greeted by sweat and her little brother, kenma, who just finished practice and wiping his sweat with his towel.

"hi, baby brother!" she attacked him in a bear hug, almost lifting him from the ground.

kenma's face turned purple from suffocating. "[Name]-oneesan... p-please l-let me g-go!" he managed to wheeze out when she began to spin him around.

"oh, I miss you so much, kenma!" she suddenly cried comically while putting him down. "mom wouldn't let me drive so she drives really slow, I ended up falling asleep! next time, I'll drive!"

"d-don't be in a hurry, nee-san. I was just taking a break."

[Name] faced his team mates. "who are they, kenma?"

"they're all my team mates and the one with the bedhead is someone who just got out of the crazy house." kenma pointed at kuroo.

"NANI, KENMA?!"

his sister laughed. "oh, tetsurou! you haven't changed!" she roughly wrapped her arm around his neck, pulling him closer he nearly stumbled. "thank you for taking care of kenma for me, tetsurou. you're like a big brother to him before." she gave him a noogie.

"wah, kenma! you never told your sister is AQT!" yamamoto wiggled his eyebrows nuzzle his shoulder on hers. "ne [Name]-san, do you know kenma at first didn't wanna tell us you were coming?" he went closer to her and she backed off a bit, sweating nervously at him. "he didn't tell us you were hot and cute!"

"he doesn't need to tell us she is; you're already beating us to it." kuroo snickered when kenma started going on yandere mode.

he did not like when boys flirted with his older sister. ever. those boys ended up having broken legs.

"yamamoto. get away from her." kenma firmly demanded and the ace backed off, shivering slightly at kenma's protective aura. kenma held his sister's forearm and dragged her away.

Extended Ending

"I never seen him in that kind of personality before." lev commented after kenma left the gym with his sister.

kuroo shrugged. "that's because the boys who flirted with her never had the chance to look at this side of him."

". . . eh?"