oneshot | haikyuu!!

Vines || Kawanishi Taichi

Requested by trashxxiwa. I think you hate me now. You requested this last month and now I'm working on it. I'm such a loser. Really sorry. I was enjoying my holiday while I'm still at home before I return to college. Ew. I have to see everyone again.

For Taichi, to me though, he's the kind of guy to make vines of people embarrassing themselves in public and at the end of the day he would watch back and laugh at it.

Update (27/3/2017): this is bad, let me just warn you. I had no idea what to write so this is very random. Taichi is very OOC here.

Enjoy!

It was entertaining Taichi whenever he watches his vines - to some girls, he's a stoic-kind-of-guy and always plain with his words but behind that is someone as bad as Tendou but cheeky. Taichi would take out his phone and record anything he finds funny or embarrassing.

Like last week, he managed to take a short 6 seconds video of Tendou pulling down Semi's pants and the setter chased the lad around the gym.

A few days ago, Shirabu accidentally spun around too fast and his arm knocked a girl's nose causing it to bleed.

Yesterday, Tendou said something offensive to Ushijima (which he didn't take to heart ofc) and the captain stared at him giving the 'wtf are you shitting about' look. It had Taichi's laugh at the end of the video.

Some asked how did he manage to catch videos at a right time and he couldn't answer it, though. He just said he sensed something is about to happen and just record anything.

His vines got famous each day and that's when (f/n) started noticing his vines went viral. She was just looking through vines of other viners like Lele Pons or Logan Paul etc when she came across Taichi's. She watched one video and was cracking up after repeating it 5 or 20 times. As she clicked on his profile, she went straight to his recent vines where he was asking his friends some questions and they spat their food after it making the man recording the video laughed.

She watched it for another 5 times when she realized how beautiful his laugh was. Though he was using his profile picture, Taichi never vines himself and instead shows his friends' face all over the internet. Even his vines became a meme.

Unfortunately, like every famous viners, they don't particularly write down their biographies of their whereabouts or where they live so she has no idea which part of Japan he's from. (f/n) puts away her phone and lies down for a bit, thinking of Taichi. If she could bump into him one day, it would make her the happiest girl in the world.

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"Taichiiiii! What is this?! Why do I look fat in this video?! And why is my hair looking like a porcupine's?!"

"Actually it's called quills and you are fat. Just that jersey you're wearing is Ushijima's size." Semi sassed and put down his tray of food, sitting next to Taichi. He glared at him afterwards. "Jackass. Why'd you post of my boxers online?"

Tendou wailed in the background while Taichi looked away. "I didn't do anything."

"Like hell you didn't," Semi growled. "Delete that shit now!"

"I'm sure he's doing it for a very good reason, Semi-san." Goshiki innocently defended Taichi who nods his head repeatedly.

"A very good reason as in posting people's embarrassing videos online and make a laugh out of it? Yeah, it's so reasonable, Goshiki." Semi's eye twitched.

Goshiki could not respond to his sarcasm and sat quietly while his lips quiver. Semi watched in regret and patted the first-year's head. "S-Sorry I let it out on you, Goshiki. Taichi is being an ass, that's all."

"Wow. I ship SemiGo." Taichi dreamily said only to have Semi snap. That's when he realized Taichi was also vining the bromance between Semi and Goshiki.

"Taichi, I'm going to give you seconds to run or I'll accidentally kill you."

The middle blocker's eyes widened, "Oh shet Semi's chasing me!" before running out of the cafeteria with the setter tailing him. His phone was still vining as he laughed. "Semi! You can't be chasing me when you have Goshiki! He'll cry!"

Semi's face went red in frustration. "SHUT UP TAICHI!" Looking forward, his feet went on brake mode and pointed infront. "Taichi, watch out!"

But the 6 footer was already collided with a smaller figure with a thud... or crash. Semi ran over to help the two, especially the figure Taichi crashed into.

"Oh my god, are you alright, miss!? Oi, Taichi! Watch who you're running into!" Semi scolded as Taichi got up from the floor.

Wondering why Semi was scolding him that bad, he saw the person he knocked into and lets out a small gasp. The person he ran into was a crippled girl! She was on wheelchair!

"I-I...! I'M SO SORRY, MISS!" Taichi bowed, almost in tears. I can't believe I ran into a crippled person! I'm so stupid!

"U-Uh it's fine. I'm not hurt or anything. It's not like I could feel the pain, though. But please be careful next time; you could be crashing into an old man or he'll die of bone breaking," the girl or rather lady chuckled. "Are you a student here? Great, my sister got lost while looking for the principal and I can't run to find her. She's-"

"(s/n)! Stop wheeling away about from me!" the lady's sister came running towards her while panting. "Oh? Crippled and you managed to attract 2 teenage boys, (s/n)? You're engaged; I'm so ashamed of you." She bluntly said though it was a joke but her sister didn't like it and smacked her arm.

"He ran into me but I'm fine," she told her sister pointing at the guilty Taichi.

"Who-" once her (e/c) eyes met Taichi's, she swore fumes came out from her ears. "Y-You're Kawanishi-san! That viner!"

(s/n) stared at Taichi. "This is the guy you're shouting over at midnight for, (f/n)-chan? Huh, no wonder. He's kinda cute. I might wanna-"

"Screw you, (s/n)." On purpose, (f/n) pushed her sister's wheelchair away while she shouted colourful words. Brushing her pants, she went back to her sweet self. "I am a huge fan of your vines, Kawanishi-san! Every time when I am down, I would watch the video to make me feel better. Now that you're standing infront of me, it felt like a dream."

Happy by her feedback, he smiled at her like he never did before. "I'm glad my vines made someone happy." He looked at Semi with a slight smirk and went back to facing (f/n). "If you don't mind me asking, why are you and your sister on our school grounds?"

"I'm planning to move here but I was told I have to take an exam for me to be qualified. My exam's starting next week." She told him.

"Good luck," he gave her a thumbs up and took out his phone. "Mind if I include you in one of my vines?"

With a teasing look, she said, "You don't have to ask, Kawanishi-san."

In the background, Semi watched the 2 in disgust. "Great. If she ends up making vines with him, I'm going to have to dig 2 graves."