Think of the person you know who is worst at naming (hah, me) double it, and that doesn't even come up to how bad Finland is at naming. He wanted to name his dog Cheese Castle, Go for it Bomber or Sardine Picnic. Eventually, Sweden suggested naming it Bloody Hanatamago, which was shortened to Hanatamago.
BINABASA MO ANG
The Crap Hetalia Book
RandomOkay so, as you've probably already guessed from the title, this is going to be bad. Really, bad. I apologise now for my bad writing and anything else but... hey, why not have a Hetalia Book? Hetalia is life :D