The Crap Hetalia Book

30 Random Facts

France can't burn toast. He tried to once with a lighter but failed.

China hates My Little Pony with literally all his heart

England will never accept defeat in a game of hangman, who ever he's playing against

Hong Kong likes Panic at the Disco

Canada is allergic to peanut butter (don't know if that means nuts in total but still)

America is rubbish at Dragon Quest

Scotland can drink everything and hold it down, except for white wine

Japan once ate cucumber flavoured scones when he was drunk. That's why he never gets drunk, because the memory of food poisoning haunts him

Prussia once woke up tied to the top of the Empire State building

Hungary buys her frying pans from Sweden

Poland buys most of his clothes from France

Sweden hates cats

Iceland hates red liquorice

England likes Elton John

Belarus likes One Direction, but not as much as she likes Russia

Latvia is addicted to Charmed the T.V. show

Germany once got given a plush of Squirtle from Japan. He still has it

Romano is always tripping over his tomato plants. He still loves them

Austria can actually play the drums as well as the piano, he just prefers the piano

Estonia reads fanfiction because he thinks it shows people's emotions

Romania hates Twilight because he likes Cedric Diggory

Last year, Switzerland's secret Santa was Poland. He had to get Liechtenstein to help him

Lithuania takes care of all of Russia's sunflowers. He loves gardening

Greece can play the violin, but only uses it to play cat songs, like from the Aristocats

Turkey is really good friends with Seychelles, who teaches him how to fish with a spear

China has never seen Howl's Moving Castle, but really wants to

Japan has a slight crush on Elizabeth from Pirates of the Caribbean

Spain doesn't like artichoke anywhere near as much as he used to, before England made a soup out of all the artichoke in his house and forced him to eat it

Finland thinks of Norway as a big brother, but will never admit it