The Crap Hetalia Book

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Lithuania is naturally a nervous person and suffers from frequent anxiety attacks. People try to help when it happens but the only people who can really calm him down are America, Prussia and Poland.

England was on board the Titanic when it sank. To this day, he will never forget the people he had to leave behind.

Canada is the only one allowed to call America 'Alfie'.

America prefers fighting from the sky. The sky makes him feel free. He loves planes and is a fantastic flyer. He feels like a real superhero, but most importantly, he doesn't have to see his enemy die.

Growing up, Japan's only mentor was China and he copied his every move. China didn't mind at all.

The real reason that Germany pushes Italy so hard during training is so that he will be okay if something happens to him and he can't get there in time, Italy can protect himself.

All nations are forced into the art of murder when they are children.

Romano and Prussia actually get on really well. They are both proud to each other as a friend, but they can understand each other in a way that others can't connect with them: both are considered the less important part of their nation.

The reason Italy likes sharing a bed with Germany and Romano is because he doesn't want them to disappear like Grandpa Rome and Holy Roman Empire did.

Denmark is a lonely person. He isn't oblivious about Norway teasing him, he just laughs it off and pretends that he doesn't care but inside, it really hurts.

Holy Roman Empire knew all along that Italy was a boy, he just pretended he was a girl to make his feelings easier to deal with.

The only thing that drives Prussia crazy is silence. He can't stand it. There always needs to be some kind of noise going on in the background.

One time, England was so drunk he forgot how to speak English and gave America a very stern lecture in French

From 1941 onwards, Belarus would sleep outside in respect for all the Jews who fled to the forests to avoid persecution.

France can never forgive himself for what happened to Jeanne. He tries to hide his pain with a smile and everyone thinks he hates England, blaming him for her death. He couldn't ever hate him... he only hates himself for it.

England actually hates himself. He always puts himself in a bad mood, which is why he's always so tsundere.

Ukraine is afraid to fall in love, because every time she does, her family scares them away and she ends up lonely again.

I am now feeling really, really depressed myself. I think I'm going to go and cry