Have you noticed that in dubbed, China has all of the best lines?:
"White people, sheesh"
"SUCK BALL, I knew fortune cookie was bad luck"
"It is a matter of gay or death"
"Spom? Snackers? We die of type two diabetes before we die of hunger"
"It seem simple enough, China take all. You can go home now"
"You an ass"
"KITTY"
"A giraffe, a hideous freak of nature"
"I will draw all of the portraits from now on"
"Everything I could ever want can be found in the depth of my own heart. Except for money"
"THEY CALL IT COPY RIGHT BECAUSE YOU DO NOT HAVE RIGHT TO COPY"
"It is original Chinese idea"
"WHAT THE HELL TOOK YOU SO LONG?"
"We can't you dominate your people using totalitarian government, seriously?"
"WHAT YOU DO TO PANDA?"
"WHO ARE YOU? GO AWAY"
"Sorry I am late. I was making a drunken crab dish and my cultural appetite makes me neither sorry nor regretful"
"Hard to get fat in a famine. You can also try our herbal tea, makes your colons slippery"
"We should stick together even if we hate it. I hate it"
"Why should I die because of stupid Japan and scary story?"
BINABASA MO ANG
The Crap Hetalia Book
RandomOkay so, as you've probably already guessed from the title, this is going to be bad. Really, bad. I apologise now for my bad writing and anything else but... hey, why not have a Hetalia Book? Hetalia is life :D
