A Fuckton of Polygrumps

Too Much Arin Pt. 2: Electric Clonealoo

Synopsis: Get to know the clones! They're Arin but much, much, much gayer. This chapter's like a slice-o-life anime! Gee golly! Also, a lot of people requested more of this for some reason so expect more!

It didn't take very long for Arin and Dan to get used to having four extra bodies around. Soon enough, they didn't even need to look at the different colored streaks in their hair because their personalities, mannerisms, and clothing. Still, they took it upon themselves to keep track of all four of them whenever Brian was busy. It was like taking shifts as surrogate parents. 

"Moody McPunkbitch, come eat. You haven't had anything solid in a while," Dan ordered with a yawn, holding out a plate of chicken nuggets. 

"Bite me, old man," Ar grumbled, snatching the plate. "I do what I want."

Dan rolled his eyes and held Ar's chin so they could look each other in the eye. Ar's eyes softened as he tried to keep his cool-kid facade. Dan was far too hard to stay mad at. 

"Put a smile on that face, ya emo fuck," Dan whispered, kissing Ar's nose. 

"Go fuck yourself," the clone hissed, reluctantly kissing Dan's scruffy cheek. 

Dan checked Ar's name off the list. He could be easily spotted with his red leather jacket and plain white t-shirt. He trusted him to stay out of trouble for the next hour. One down, three to go. It was almost relaxing to have something to do that wasn't playing games for fans. This was simpler or something. Things he's good for: kinky things and being a dick. Funnily enough, Ar was probably the best person to talk to. He'd adopted the 'fuck it' mentality and was incredibly realistic. 

"Has anyone seen Baby Bear?"

"He's probably doing something stupid," Ar called out with a mouth full of chicken nuggets. 

Dan rolled his eyes and prepared to hunt down Baby Bear. It took a shorter amount of time than usual since the clone was lying down in the middle of the office floor on a bean bag.

"You alright, BB," Dan asked, lying down beside him.

"Do you like, think that feet know they're wearing shoes?"

The question clearly caught Dan by surprise as he lay in silence, trying to find any type of answer. He snorted and rolled onto his side. 

"Bear, it's too late for this and I'm too tired," he chuckled, rubbing the clone's stomach.

"Oh! Also, do babies float? Like, you know how they float around in the womb? Do they float if you just straight up put them in like, a pool?"

"Bear, please-"

"I just-"

"Baby Bear, chill for a second and breathe. Ask Google this shit."

Baby Bear's eyes widened as he whipped out his phone and tapped away at it. Apparently the thought hadn't occurred to him.

"Thanks, Danny," he said cheerfully, kissing his forehead. 

"No problem, now stay out of trouble while I look for the other two."

Baby Bear nodded and promptly dropped his phone on his face by accident as he lay back down. His hoodie is purple and baggy with his name in pink cursive on the back. He's good for cuddling, telling jokes, and sharing anecdotes with. 

Dan got up and stretched, ready to hunt down Baby Girl and Big Cat. As expected, Big Cat was sitting next to Kevin, wholly intrigued by the editing process. This was the routine with him. He looked around for stuff to do to keep him busy. With the sleeves of his blue buttoned shirt rolled up, he was the handyman and dad-friend of the clones. Dan immediately checked his name off the list, chuckling as he asked Kevin questions and nearly beamed at him when he answered. Big Cat pushed up his glasses and grinned, clearly having the time of his very sudden life. 

"He totally does," Dan heard from Suzy's desk. "He has a really good butt. I keep telling him that!"

"Pretty sure this calls for more booty shorts. I saw these really cute ones with the days of the week on them and I'm so fucking buying them," Baby Girl went on, sitting in a chair in front of Suzy. 

"I keep telling him that his ass looks so, so fucking good in shorts and he won't believe me! The fangirls love it."

"It's like porn-level ass, so he needs to wake up and smell the fucking coffee or whatever. He's an embarrassment to the rest of us. He needs to step his game up or else Dan's not gonna want to fuck him anymore."

Dan snorted and flicked Baby Girl's nose playfully.

"I'm not fucking Arin and his ass has nothing to do with it," he laughed.

"It's because you don't wanna make him jealous," Suzy teased.

"Jealous of what? Me having boring hetero people sex?"

"No, dickweasel, it's because if you're fucking the hottest clone, it'll make original, boring Arin unhappy," Baby Girl revealed with pride, trying to sit still as Suzy braided his hair. 

"I don't think Ar's up for having sex any time soon," Dan shot back, sticking his tongue out. 

"Don't be a fucking loser, Leigh Daniel. Everyone knows I'm the hot one. And by everyone, I mean Suzy."

Suzy nodded in agreement. 

"You have the best makeup and that's all I'm saying about that," Dan chuckled. 

"Fine, but you can't pretend to be straight forever."

Dan flicked Baby Girl's nose again and kissed his forehead. Of all the clones, he felt the most like Arin. The taunting and playful banter just felt like home to him and he loved it. 

He checked off the final name on the list and breathed a loud sigh of relief. It was his day to make sure the clones stayed out of trouble and he did his job with pride. Admittedly, the easier days were the more boring ones since very little happened. These days were far and few in between, so they were greatly appreciated. Most other days, the clones were either doing something sexual, nerdy, or lazy as fuck.

Baby Girl rarely had to ask anyone to have sex. All he had to do was sit and wait for someone who was feeling particularly frisky. Someone always was.