So I was just casually doing my thing in the shower when BOOM. I noticed this little guy... I started feeling self conscious. Every few seconds I'd glance at it because it made me feel weird. It's not that I'm afraid of spiders; I love 'em, but this one just bothered me.
When I started washing my censored-worthy places, I noticed the spider lifting himself up or something. Like, his first two legs were up in the air while he slowly inched down the wall with his 6 other legs.
I was like... Really bro?
perv.