Perverted Spider

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So I was just casually doing my thing in the shower when BOOM.  I noticed this little guy...  I started feeling self conscious.  Every few seconds I'd glance at it because it made me feel weird.  It's not that I'm afraid of spiders; I love 'em, but this one just bothered me.

When I started washing my censored-worthy places, I noticed the spider lifting himself up or something.  Like, his first two legs were up in the air while he slowly inched down the wall with his 6 other legs.

I was like...  Really bro?

  Really bro?

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