YOU KNOW WHEN I RIDE

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by HobisHearteu

by HobisHearteu

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1. I'm a hardcore HOSEOK stan.

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Mom: "You're a loser."

Me: "LOSER OETORI SENCHEOKHANEUN GEOPJAENGI"

Mom: "Come on, we're in a hurry!"

Me: "DASI RUN RUN RUN"

Dude who was mad at me: "Who do you think you are?
Me: "ON THE CD ON THE TV YOU CAN SEE ME ENVY ME IT'S A PITY GEE GEE, BITCH IMMA MONSTER I RAP WITH A PROSPECT, YEAH I RAP WITH A MINDSET I'M A SUSPECT SUCKA WHERE YO RHYMES AT WHERE YOU LINES AT? I'M DA KING, I'M THE GOD SO WHERE MA EMPERORS AT? I PARACHUTE ON MY NEVERLAND, IMMA PETER PAN SO THIS WILL NEVER END YOU KNOW WHEN I RIDE ON MY G5 YOU SIT FIRST CLASS AND SATISFY AND I KEEP GIGGLING"

Person in the next aisle over at the grocery: "Mom, I have AIDS."
Me whispering: "A TO THE G TO THE U TO THE STD..."

3. I casually slip Spongebob and BTS references in all conversations.

4. Australia is my favorite continent.

5. I'm ticklish.

I tag:
yungchild
cheejicake
tiredyoongi
Taehyungs_Cookies
JIS00S
snappleandkpop
taetheist
Daddy-Tae
-urhoeseok
J-hoee
jikookpie
molten-rocks
nerdyjimin
silkite
ParkBacon