2. My mom told me to never eat Popsicles around men... so apparently, I eat them inappropriately...????
3. I have tasted my own pee before. It's nasty af.
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4. One time, when my sister was 2, my friend leaned over to me and was like, "Wow, she's really annoying."
I sent her home with two broken teeth and a bloody nose. Bitch.
5. I am really into watermelons rn.
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6. I still have and sleep with my baby blanket, and her name is Kiki.
7. I eat like Jin because he told me to.
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8. I survived Boku no Pico.
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9. I like all 3 Boku no Pico episodes.
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10. I believe that food wants to be eaten and it gets really sad when it is wasted. Yeah, you better feel guilty about leaving that tiny piece of noodle behind.