I'm in the living room writing the upcoming threesome for Party Hard. I'm on the floor because I really don't want anyone looking over my shoulder right now. Thing is, you don't even need to look at my phone to see that I'm doing something inappropriate. Although I'm poker faced 99% of the time, my face stays red when I'm writing these things.
My mom keeps eyeing me suspiciously, which then made my uncle and grandmother suspicious. My aunt has caught on, and now I have 4 people glancing at me with questioning eyes every 15 seconds.
Guys, please.
You really don't want to know what I'm doing.
BUT THEN MY AUNT WALKED UP BEHIND ME AND ASKED, "Whatcha doin' on your phone there?"
I switched my tabs real quick. I didn't even look at what I switched it to...
It ended up being my Gallery...
She saw this
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and she was literally like
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and I'm like
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She never said anything to anyone, but for the rest of the night I was just
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