My Grandma Insulted Jimin

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Logging onto Watty during a life crisis for like 2 seconds simply to post this.  My priorities are so messed up :')

okay so

I said, "I'm just gonna look at men... with nice thighs."

And she automatically knows they are Korean.  What can I say?  I've got a thing for Asians.  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Anyways, she makes this ugly ass comment I swear to fuck.  "Nice thighs?  I bet they're like pencils."

And I was like, "PENCILS!?!" and showed her this picture:

and she goes, "I still bet they're as big around as a pencil

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and she goes, "I still bet they're as big around as a pencil."

so then I showed her this

and she says, "I still bet their little

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and she says, "I still bet their little.  They are really small people.  How tall is he?"  I couldn't even say anything because Jimin is actually short for a male like ughhhh.  HOW CAN SHE NOT APPRECIATE THESE DAMN NICE THIGHS!?!??

  HOW CAN SHE NOT APPRECIATE THESE DAMN NICE THIGHS!?!??

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