Cold Naps

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I was outside in a chair just looking at the sky and listening to some music.  I closed my eyes, thinking nothing of it because I've never fallen asleep sitting upright before.  My mouth kept opening, and I was like ??? so I'd close it real quick like why am I opening my mouth?
KAY
Well

At some point, I fell alseep outside, sitting up, head leaning back, mouth open.

I looked like fuckin' Rap Monster.

Did I mention it's 50°F (11°C) and I'm wearing a thin short sleeved shirt and holey jeans?

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Did I mention it's 50°F (11°C) and I'm wearing a thin short sleeved shirt and holey jeans?

How the fuck did I even fall asleep when it's cold as fuck outside?!?!?

and now I'm like

and now I'm like

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