Welcome to a book I wrote when I was twelve.
No, literally. I WAS TWELVE.
There are very clearly a lot of unfunny, incorrect and just generally cringeworthy things in here. Trust me, I can admit it.
This is why I'm rewriting this intro without all of the "OMG SOOO RANDOM!! XDXD" bullshit that I originally wrote.
A few things to address before we get started:
Yes, the chapters are short. This is not a novel - they are not meant to be long.
Yes, a lot of the "annoying moments" really aren't annoying at all. Twelve year old me just really wanted to be under the spotlight, but in hindsight a lot of it needs to be changed.
No, I'm not deleting this book. I am however either deleting or rewriting all of the parts that make me want to throw myself off a bridge from cringing so hard.
I know that I got a fair bit of positive feedback on these cringeworthy parts, but really, a lot of it has got to go.
Without further ado, here is the rewritten (I really don't give a fuck if you still don't find it funny) version of Annoying Wattpad Moments.
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Annoying Wattpad Moments {CRINGEY}
HumorEhhh I've given up trying to edit this book that I wrote ages ago. I'll just reupload it in all its shining, 12-year-old humour glory. You can leave hate comments if you really want to stoop that low but chances are I'll agree with whatever you're s...