Born In Hell

27

"And how long have you been thinking of this plan," I asked Cable as he kept going through my closet and drawers.

"For awhile now," he said throwing some of my stuff over his shoulder.

"Uh huh and what does my panty drawer have to do with that?"

"What doesn't it have to do with it?"

I huffed and watched as he continued to still toss my stuff out of my drawers and closet. He has this stupid idea that we can take over our dads position. So he has some plan to do that and he lost me when he begun because I was too busy eating to give a damn. But he seems pretty proud of it. Once he started this whole thing I didn't want any part of it and knowing it. Can't get in trouble if I'm clueless right?

But let's see how far this can last until he recognizes I didn't care what so ever. I'm not exactly sure why he thought coming to me with this crazy idea was smart, because we just put aside our differences for a change and he comes here having a panty raid.

"Death is coming," I said causally flipping through the channels on tv.

Cable stiffened a little, but quickly hid it. "Oh is he... Why?"

"Because he's my friend."

Cable scoffed at me. "You mean your fuck buddy." I threw the remote at him, but sadly he caught it. "Are you going to tell me any different?"

Of course we can't completely put aside our differences. He still doesn't fancy Death and I, and I don't care enough to change his views. He's just going to have to deal with it and besides ever since Death became Death, Cable's slightly afraid of him now.

"No I won't tell you different because what I do with him is my business not yours. Are you going to tell me any different?"

He couldn't and he wouldn't, because Death is just around the corner. Like literally around the corner, I'm not sure how long he's been there, but he's there. I'm going with he didn't want to startle Cable. Or walk in at an awkward time.

He let out a tired sigh and finally faced me. "Belle are you going to tell me where it is or not?"

"Nope. I'm not sure what you're talking about, but whatever it is I'm not giving it to you even if it was a used tampon."

"Cute... besides you don't get periods." I waved him off as I finally settled on SpongeBob and he turned it off. "I'm serious about this, Belle."

"K. I'll talk to you about it later, Death is here."

"You used to do anything for friends-"

"Gee I wonder what happened- OH! That's right you sent me to limbo... Bye Cable."

He stormed out knocking some of my stuff over while he walked out cursing my name under his breath. It's whatever it be like that some days. You can't let a toddler get to you when all it does is whine. You simply just have to deal with it.
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After Death left I went to go find Cable so he could get out of his pissy attitude and so I don't have to listen to kids screaming any longer. Like we get it you want your mommy give it a bit and she might be here with you, since you obviously weren't raised right in the first place.

I guess you could say I'm not a kids person, but then again I haven't really been around ones that aren't dead much either. I haven't been around anything that hasn't been dead actually. The few people I knew on earth, they're dead now or never came near me. Death was my best friend and look where is he now. At least he doesn't have to stay in hell.