Step1: Make It Rain For A Whole Week
Who wouldn't want it to rain for one week when it meant no school. Don't look at me like that, that's what the book said happened.
I can't make it rain for a day, let alone one week and on top of that, get a boy whom I hate and whose father doesn't give two crap about to live in my house. I settled for any boy I could lay my hands on.
As to the rain, I considered asking Cloudy for help. You know Cloudy, right? From Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. The guy made food rain from the skies, am talking ice-creams, pizza and a whole lot more, just name it. If he can make food rain, he most definitely can make rain rain.
Just one little problem, he's a cartoon character. As in, he doesn't exist.
Mom being the great and awesome person she is brought home a boy my age. If he was older, it'd be by a year or 2. Anyways, Mom said he'd be staying for two weeks, all I needed was one week but I go two. How fascinating.
Ladies and Gents, meet candidate number two...... Dillion Worth.
Step 2: Use Sassy Comebacks To Get His Attention.
The book mentioned that Ivana and Oliver weren't the best of friends, always being rude to each other and throwing sassy comebacks at each other. Plus, my research showed that alot of boys prefer sassy girls, claiming to "Like them feisty" their words not mine. My brother on the other hand, hated sassy girls, says he can't always have his way with them.
So operation "Sassy Comebacks" was a go and if I must say, I rocked at being sassy. I even got a crown to prove it. Not bragging or anything but in your face Louis Tomlinson. Okay, am a Directioner. Mom kept reprimanding me for being rude to which I kept thinking "Chill out Ma, am on a mission," I didn't say it out loud, else, I'll be grounded for life. I'll get married and have my kids and husband stay at Moms house because am yet to be ungrounded.
But I did get his attention? Yep. So gold star for me?
Step 2: Check.
Step 3: Kiss Him And Boom Baby, You've Got Yourself A Boyfriend/True Love.
The problem I encountered with this step was he kissed me instead of the other way round. I was okay with this until he started to feel me up. I pushed him hard and he started to give me the "I thought this was what you wanted" speech instead of the "you have no idea what I want to do you" speech and me responding with "what's stopping you?"
I was furious to say the least. And somehow, in the middle of our heated conversation, Geoffrey barged in and asked what the yelling was for. In summary, candidate number two was thrown out and by that, I mean taken back to wherever they brought him from.
Another epic fail.
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