Harry - ”So, Harry…” the interviewer shuffled her cards and cast a glance, eyes lingering when Harry sat up straighter to the sound of his name, “you and (Y/N), going pretty good then?”
"Yeah, it’s…" Harry wiped with one finger past his bottom lip, "it’s going great, really great."
"Mmm," the interviewer smiled to leaning in, "and come on, you can tell us… the sex? Must be pretty hot."
"You have no idea…" Harry smirked, hands sliding his thighs to where he sat. Louis tipped a surprised gaze over, "I mean," Harry shuffled himself, "it’s, you know, it’s loving and tender, and a, ah… a gentleman never tells…"
Louis scoffed, nudging Harry’s side, “Haz, you kind of already have…”
Liam - ”Now, now,” Nick Grimshaw tipped words by his microphone, grinning across the table, “we have here, who do we have here? Why, it’s the lovely Liam Payne from One Direction, how are you today?”
"Yeah, good, good," Liam nodded, "and yourself?"
"I’m actually swell, thank you… how’s the missus?"
"Yeah," Liam smiled down, almost blushing, hands holding his headphones as he spoke, "she’s amazing, awesome as always."
"Yeah," Nick cocked his head to one side, elbows leaning down on the table, "so, and I know you get funny about these questions, but our listeners have a right to know, Liam, how is the sex?"
"Oh, it’s, you know, it’s… good," Liam blushed, shrugging shoulders over what to say that sounded right, "um, yeah… next question…"
"Look at that, he’s blushing," Nick teased, "what a cutie," he leant back up to the microphone, "(Y/N), if you’re listening, you’re making Liam blush right now…"
Louis - ”Louis, got a question for you,” Alan Carr spun from his chair enough to face Louis on the far side of the couch, next to Zayn, “you’re still with your girl, right? (Y/N)?”
"Yeah, yeah," Louis grinned, over to the crowd. Zayn hugged around his shoulders to squeeze him.
"He’s so in love with her, Alan," Zayn laughed, "we were all over at mine last night, and he couldn’t keep his eyes off her…"
Louis blushed down to where he was peering through the ties on his shoes.
"That’s adorable," Alan called, "why are you blushing? Louis, that’s adorable, iddn’t it? Did you two… you know, do the wanky twanky last night as well?"
"What? Um, no," Louis bit his lip, flickering eyes over.
"Yeah, you guys did. We all heard you," Zayn chuckled in again.
"Louis, is this true?" Alan dropped his jaw slack, feigning shock.
"Ah…" Louis cringed his features up, trying to get out of it, "you know, it’s… could’ve been a lot of noise you were hearing Zayn…"
Zayn - ”Alright, now, Zayn…” the interviewer turned her chair, turning attention, “you sent out an interesting tweet last night… a lot of fans wondering what it’s about… I was just having a look this morning. A lot of them seem to think it’s, um, about sex… might that be true?” She peeled open a grin for him.
"Oh, that," Zayn blushed back, almost knocking Niall behind him, "um, no, that was just… just being silly…"
"I saw that tweet, it’s totally about sex," Louis interjected, "Zayn was trying to be sneaky. I don’t think it quite worked for him…"
"Ah, I see…" the interviewer smirked, switching hands to hold her microphone, "so, some wild sex life you and (Y/N) must have then?"
"Ah, yeah. I won’t talk about that…" Zayn mumbled off, flipping subjects, "thanks, Lou… thanks, man…"
Niall - Alan grinned back, settling, from handing Niall a drink, “you and (Y/N) still going good, Niall?”
"Yeah," Niall smiled, "really awesome at the moment… really, really awesome."
"Oh, that’s nice," Alan patted down Niall’s knee, smug smile over to the rest of the boys, "now, I have to ask all of you since I can’t ask (Y/N), is it true? Is Niall really as loud in bed as they all say he is?"
"What?" Niall pulled a face, setting his drink down, "don’t answer that, guys…" he chuckled, resting his head in one hand, elbow propped on his thigh, "don’t answer that…" he faced the other boys.
"Well," Harry sidled a grin out, "no, we can’t say…
"So, yes, then?" Alan assumed, "well, (Y/N)’s a talented lady then…"
Niall cringed, burying his head again, “oh, God…”
