Shut Up Already

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Shut Up Already

"What? Those pyrotechnics of yours? Art?" Sasori told Deidara, "art is a work of beauty, captured and left for posterity. Art is enteral beauty."

"Enteral Beauty? Are you kidding me? Look, don't get me wrong. As a fellow artist, I respect your point of view, but true art is fleeting. A flash of beauty burning brightly, and then vanishing in a heartbeat. Heh." Deidara replied, having a full on conversation about art infront of the enemies.

The twins were sitting crisscross applesauce. Just watching the conversation happening.

"Kinda agree with the blond dude." (Y/n) told her brother. Naruto laughed. "Nah, the red dude is correct. Art is beautiful." (Y/n) looked at her brother, offended. "Yeah right."

"You're agreeing with a member of the Akatsuki, sis."

"You are as well!" (Y/n) whispered slash yelled. "I- I don't get it." Sakura said, "what's with them?"

"Apparently, Deidara, one of us doesn't understand what true art is." Sasori explained, "that would be you, my friend. Hm." Deidara said, slyly. (Y/n) began getting irritated with the on-going conversation between the two.

"Ugh! You lousy, rotten brats! Ya know! " (Y/n) yelled out, her hair beginning to form nine tails. (Y/n) then took out her pan, "I swear! End this conversation now!"

"Nonsense. Eternal beauty is what constitutes real art." Sasori explained, "don't be absurd." Deidara replied. "Shut up already!" (Y/n) yelled swinging her pan.

"True art only lasts a moment." Deidara continued. "Enough is enough!" Naruto yelled, taking a out scroll from his pocket, summoning a Fūma Shuriken(fuma Shuriken is the big ass one js) , throwing it in Sasori's direction.

Which failed. A scorpion like tail crawled out of his body instantly, directly blocking the Fūma Shuriken.

Naruto's eyes widened.  (Y/n) swinging her pan more, "are you two trying to make me angry?" Sasori said, bluntly.

(Y/n) made her pan disappear, and put her hands behind her back, and tried her best to look innocent. Naruto stood still.

"Hey, easy." Deidara told his partner,  "I told you, you don't want to hear it, didn't I? Give me a break, will ya?"

"I don't have to remind what happens when I get angry, do I?" Sasori said. "Are you guys done now?! I want get this thing over. I'm tired, ya know?" (Y/n) said, yawning.

"He blocked that shuriken without even looking." Sakura thought, observing his ever move. "As I feared, his handling of the puppet remains unchanged."

Sasori held his scorpion like tailed aimed at Deidara. "Art is one thing, and one thing only." Deidara said, standing up. His hands making clay, then spitting it out. Creating a small bird. "The explosion itself." He said, throwing the clay bird, making a hand sign.

The twins gasped. "What is that?" (Y/n) said. A huge bird, appearing as the dust began clearing up. "It's not even in the same league, compared to you grotesque puppet show."

Sasori then aimed the tail at Deidara. But the blonde male was quick on his feet, and jumped onto his clay bird, or art, whichever. The Kazekage being held, upon the mouth of the clay bird. "See you around, my man."

Deidara eyed the two Uzumaki's before he left, "come on, Nine Tails Jinchurikis. Let's see if you can keep up."  Naruto looked up, as Deidara soon disappeared he began running, (y/n) the following.  "Deidara, you fool!" Sasori thought. "I don't believe this."

"Just where the hell do you think you're going?!!" Naruto yelled. Deidara smirked, "perfect."

Kakashi soon came running towards the twins, "(y/n) needs to be with Lady Chiyo and Sakura,or else the whole plan will be ruined, But as always Naruto and her can't help themselves."

Kakashi yelled their names, Naruto don't bother, but (y/n) stood still. "Naruto and I will handle the one outside. As soon as I get   (y/n) I will send her back to you two. But please don't do anything rash until Team Gai gets back."

"Right!"

Kakashi ran and caught up to Naruto and (y/n). "(Y/n). You must go back to Lady Chiyo and Sakura." (Y/n) looked at him curiously. "Why?"

"Not enough time to explain, just go."

"Right!"

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