"Hello?" Pt. 2

July 28th 2016

"Yeah?"

"Hello."

"Hi."

"What's going on?"

"Nothing. What's going on with you?"

"Nothing."

"..."

"..."

"Sounds like fun."

"It is."

"Haha, ok, I'll just have to trust you on this."

"I just finished catching up with Celebrity Master Chef."

"Wait, that's on?!"

"Yep."

"What?! Why didn't anyone tell me?!"

"You like that show?"

"That, and GBBO."

"G.B.B.O?"

"Great British-"

"Right, Bake Off."

"It's like food porn. It's amazing."

"Um..."

"When's the final?"

"Tomorrow."

"Tomorrow? Oh, that's so not fair! I won't be able to catch up with all the episodes in time for the final. I could take a sick day, but even then, there's not enough time."

"Don't you have BBC America over there?"

"Yeah, but I don't really watch TV. I have a life. Unless Game fo Thrones, GBBO and Celebrity Master Chef is on. In which case, Jon Snow and food come first."

"..."

"Who's in the final? Anyone good?"

"Well, the only one I know is Jimmy Osmond."

"Osmond? Like Donny and Marie?"

"Their brother."

"Oh... interesting."

"What's that clicking noise?"

"What clicking noise?"

"The tapping, clicking noise."

"It's nothing."

"You're going online to watch, aren't you?"

"Busted."

"You're going to ignore me, aren't you, while you watch the episodes?"

"Most definitely."

"Then I'll leave you to it."

"I would say sorry and act like I'm the worst fiancée in the world, but I'm not sorry and we both know I'm the most amazing fiancée in the world."

"Of course, we do."

"And your the best fiancé in the world too! You understand my need for food porn." 

"You're weird."

"Haha, tell me something I don't know."

"Ok. I love you more today than I did yesterday."

"But not as much as you'll love me tomorrow, right?"

"No, tomorrow I will pretty much hate you. Despise. Loathe."

"Don't hold back, Danny Boy."

"I won't."

"Go away. Gregg Wallace, John Torode and I have a date. Threesome!"

"You know once we're married, I'm having you committed to a psychiatric ward."

"As long as I can have a TV and Master Chef, I'm cool with that. I love you!"

"Love you, too."

"Ok, I have to go now. Bye!"

[Call ended.]

"Bye."