December 26th 2016

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"Babe, can you bring in some more chocolate?"

"Are you seriously phoning me from the next room?"

"Yeah."

"You could have just shouted, you know."

"That takes too much energy."

"As opposed to picking up the phone, unlocking the phone, searching through your contacts, clicking 'call' and then bringing the phone up to your ear?"

"Just roll with it, Daniel. So, more chocolate?"

"What happened to you being on a chocolate ban before the wedding?"

"It's called Christmas. Now, After Eights are preferred but we still have a box of mint Matchsticks, so they will also do."

"You'll get what you're given."

"Yeah, but you love me which means you're going to bring me what I want."

"It's annoying how you're right about things like that."

"Just bring the chocolates. Stat."

"Yeah, yeah, ok. I'm on my way. Just call the dogs so I don't fall over them."

"Ok. -AFLIE! HETTY!-"

"So, you'll shout at the dogs but you won't shout at me?"

"Exactly. Now, get in here or I'm starting the next episode without you."

"You wouldn't."

"I would."

"I hate you."

"I hate you, too."

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