YouTuber X Reader One Shots

BARRELS! {PewDiePie x Reader}

OKAY FIRST LET ME SAY THAT I HAVEN'T WATCHED PEWDS IN FOREVER SO THE PICTURE ABOVE IS THE PEWDS I WILL BE USING ANYTIME YOU REQUEST PEWDS. HERE WE GO!

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You were playing Little Inferno with Felix. You guys have gotten to the fifth catalog and he spotted something.

"Is that what I think it is?"

You saw it, the one thing you hoped he wouldn't see.

"It's a BARREL!" he shouted.

"DAMMIT FELIX!" you shouted as you kept playfully slapping his arm.

He laughed, "I'm sorry! I saw it and I had to!"

"Well buy it and burn it! You'll see how amazing the barrel is!"

He clicked on the barrel and bought it, he got impatient and spent the last of his stamps to get the barrel faster. He started to burn it, then the barrel exploded and created the colorful flames. Felix stared in awe.

"It's so pretty!"

"I know, kinda why I love that item the most."

"Because it exploded?"

You facepalmed, "No, because of the pretty flames. They're so colorful!"

He nodded and turned back to the game. You snuck out of his recording room and went outside. You had bought some barrels and was going to put one in every room to scare Felix.

You finished drawing the last face on the barrel and walked inside with one. You put it in the bathroom. You put another in the kitchen, one in his bedroom, one in front of the TV, another next to a sleeping Edgar, and the final one you carried into his recording room with your camera. You sat on the barrel and continued to watch Felix play. He was reading Sugar Plumps' letter.

"WAIT WHAT?! SHE BURNED DOWN HER HOUSE AND DIED?!"

You fake sniffled, "I always cry at that part."

He turned to you and saw that you weren't sitting on the washing machine. He saw the barrel and screamed, falling out of his chair. Luckily you were recording.

"WHY IS THERE A BARREL IN HERE?!"

"I wanted to see if you noticed! And it worked!"

He pouted and you kissed his cheek, "I'm sorry!"

"Don't ever do that again."

"Or what?"

"Or I'll have to get the ice."

You shuddered, "Well you're gonna hate me later..."

"Why?"

"I can't tell you!"

~TIMESKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY PUGA CHAN BEING A CUTE PUG~

You followed Felix around and every time he entered a room with a barrel, you had the camera recording. He found the last barrel in his room and you shut off the camera after he screamed. You set it down on the dresser and he pinned you against the wall.

"What did I tell you about the barrels?"

"Aw, but I wanted to see your reaction!"

"Well you got it. But now you'll have to be punished."

"And how will you do that?"

Felix then kissed you. You kissed back and felt his hand travel down to your butt. He squeezed it but you knew what he was planning and refused. He growled and his hand traveled up to your boob, he squeezed it causing you to slap his hand away and pull away from him.

"WHAT THE HECK FELIX?!"

"I said I was gonna punish you!"

"YA DIDN'T 'AVE TO GRAB MY BEHIND AND MY BOOB! YA COULD'VE JUST ASKED!"

"Really?"

"YES!"

As soon as those words slipped out of your mouth, you didn't regret anything that night.

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I'M SO SORRY! I'M LEAVING IT THERE FOR YOUR PERVERTED MINDS! I'M DONE!

CDBUTTER OUT! *runs out of the room with a packed bag and a passport to Japan*