YouTuber X Reader One Shots

One with the Dudes {Jacksepticeye x Tomboy! Reader}

Tomboy: a girl who enjoys rough, noisy activities traditionally associated with boys.

WARNING! CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY CARDS WILL BE USED! THEY ARE EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE AND SWEARY!

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You put on your cap backwards and put on your headphones.

You were going to play Gang Beasts with Felix, Ken, Jack, and Mark. Then afterwards you five were going to play Cards Against Humanity.

You chose to be the office bald office character in yellow. Since you were a fan of Skydoesminecraft, you decided to pull a fast one with them.

As you headbutted Ken to the ground you screamed, "DILBERT!"

Everyone went silent except you. You were in a laughing fit. Then Jack started laughing, then Felix, then Mark, it seemed like Ken didn't get the joke.

"I don't get it."

"DILBERT!!!!"

"(Y/N) what the hell are you saying? Who's Dilbert?"

"My character ya doof!"

They seemed to get it and you all continued to beat the f*ck out of each other. Jack knocked you out and attempted to get you off the map, but you woke up and started jumping around. You avoided everyone and made it through as the KING of Gang Beasts! And I forgot to mention that you and Jack are together, whoops!

"(Y/N), we're still gonna go to the ice-rink for the game tonight, right?" he asked.

"HELL YEAH! GO (name of your hockey team since Jack lives with you in your state)!"

He chuckled and kissed your cheek.

Soon the Gang Beasts session was over and you all got into the Cards Against Humanity server Jack set up.

The decks in game? Black Butler, Ouran High School Host Club, and every other deck you could choose for the game. You wanted the session to last a while since the hockey game wasn't for another 5 hours.

Jack was the Card Czar, "Why is Ciel so full of hate?"

You got the blank card and typed, "Because Sebastian had him mass produced naked for Happy Meal toys."

Felix's card was, "Testicular torsion"

Ken's card was, "Helicopter tits"

Mark's card was blank so he typed, "Who the f*ck is Ciel?!"

You ended up winning the round and Felix became the Card Czar.

"Okay. '______+______=______'"

You clicked "MechaHitler", "Nazis", and a blank card in which you typed "Burned Jews in a scrap metal pile"

Ken's was, "Global warming", "A pretty epic poo", and "Mey-Rin"

Mark's was, "The Fanta Girls", "Agni", and "A big orgy pile"

Jack couldn't decide and was eliminated from the round. You ended up winning again.

After a while the points were

Mark: 8

Ken: 3

Jack: 7

You: 9

Felix: 2

You wanted your card to win the final point. The card was, "I'd rather be _____ than become a commoner."

You card was, "Farting"

Mark's blank card was, "Reading fanfiction"

Jack's was, "Minx laughing like a maniac"

and Felix's was, "A monster"

Ken was trying to choose who, but he didn't want to pick yours.

"I don't know what to pick! She could be anyone!"

"DON'T PICK FANFICTION THAT'S MARK!" you shouted.

"GODDAMMIT (Y/N)!" Mark yelled.

Ken ended up picking yours and you won the game.

Everyone logged off and you took off your headphones. Your face had heated up because of how much energy you used.

"You're seriously one of us, and I love that about you." Jack said as he collapsed next to you on the bed.

"Thanks, but we should hurry up and get to the arena before the game starts! I got us good seats and if we're one of the first 200 people we get a free t-shirt!"

"F*CK YEAH! FREE CLOTHES!"

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That was my first Tomboy one-shot, I don't think I did too well with that.

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