You knew the grumps for a while, and they were all your closest friends. Suzie was like a sister to you and Arin was a brother. Ross, he was that weird uncle.
And when I say that, I mean he was really weird.
You thought of Dan as more than a friend when you first met him...you walked in on him changing out of his NSP costume. Let's just say you saw some dangly bits and was scarred for life.
Anyway! Somehow Ross found out about your crush on Dan, and he decided to talk about it while Dan was writing lyrics to a new NSP song they were working on.
"Soooo, you and Dan."
"Oh god dammit Ross."
"What?"
"Don't talk about it."
"Everyone else but Dan knows." Ross said.
"WHAT?!"
"Yep! Arin knew since the incident."
"I thought he was getting a shirt on!"
"Well that was the opposite."
You blushed profusely and looked away.
Ross had devised a plan to get you and Dan together, so he called all the Grumps, except Dan, into the room for a game of truth or dare.
Your least favorite game.
Ross was making sure everyone avoided having you take a turn. He was recording for the Grumps' channel.
Finally he asked you, "Truth or dare."
"I'm not playing, Ross."
"Why not?"
"I don't like this game."
"Why?"
"Cause things have happened through this game."
"Come on, just this once. Truth or dare?"
"Fine! I'm not a chicken, so dare."
Big mistake.
"I dare you to walk over to Dan, sit on his lap and say this into his ear."
Ross leaned close to your ear and whispered what he wanted you to say. Your eyes widened and you smacked Ross' arm.
"You fucking suck, Ross."
"You gotta do it!"
"No filming me!"
"This camera is off." He lied.
You didn't think and just stood up to get it over with. You didn't work up the confidence or anything. You knocked on the door before entering and gave Dan a small smile.
"Oh hey, (Y/N), what's up?"
"N-nothing much. What are you up to?"
"Just trying to figure out these lyrics for the new song we're gonna make."
"Oh? Can I take a look?"
"Sure!"
You glanced behind you and saw Ross with that fucking camera, so you decided to plot revenge. You swayed your hips as you walked over to Dan and leaned down so your butt was sticking out. You looked over the lyrics and then looked at Dan. His eyes were wide and he was starting to get sweaty.
"The lyrics are great, but instead of...hold on...lemme see the pencil."
You reached for another pencil, but your leg buckled and you collapsed to the floor, wincing in pain. Dan grabbed your arm, trying to help you to your feet.
"Are you okay, (Y/N)?"
"I...I think so."
"Do you need to sit down?"
"No. No I'm good."
"Okay?"
You glanced back at Ross and glared at him. He silently chuckled and motioned for the other grumps to watch with him.
While you were helping Dan with the lyrics, you could feel your legs start to weaken. So going further into the dare, you sat on Dan's lap. He seemed okay with it, as he placed his head on your shoulder as you worked.
Ross was getting impatient, you weren't supposed to be taking this long.
"Hey Dan?"
"Yeah?"
"Is there any room for back up vocals for this new song?"
"I'm sorry, (Y/N). I usually do that."
You turned yourself around so you were facing Dan and put a hand to his chest, leaning close to his face.
"Wh-wh-what are you doing?"
"There's gotta be something I can do just so I can sing with you, Dan~Kun." You said in a sultry voice.
Dan gulped and tried to find words to say, but it seems like something else was speaking for him. (Wink wink nudge nudge)
You blushed at the feeling and almost threw something at Ross in the doorway, since he and the other grumps were enjoying this.
"Dan, I want to speak with you in private."
"Aren't we already?"
You leaned close to his ear and whispered, "Ross and the others are in the doorway, they dared me to come in here and do this."
Dan's eyes had the "Aha." look in them, he whispered back into your ear.
"Should we make them believe that we're going that far?"
"I'm already on your lap, what more could we do?" You whispered.
"I could pick you up, take you to the bathroom and then we could make noises that sound like we're actually-"
"Right! Right, okay, let's do that." You whispered.
Dan stood up, wrapping your legs around his waist. Without a warning he kissed you passionately, and you didn't hesitate to kiss back.
The grumps quickly moved away from the doorway as Danny took you to the bathroom and locked the door.
He put you down so you were standing and sheepishly smiled.
"Sorry about the sudden kiss." He whispered.
You smiled, "I don't mind."
He blushed then cleared his throat, "Ready?"
"Yep."
Dan took his fist and pounded on the door, making it sound like ya'll were doing da do right against the door.
You were fake moaning, your eyes were locked with Dan's as you two blushed. Dan was occasionally grunting, making the whole thing sound real.
The grumps were outside the door, mumbling and muttering amongst each other.
"Danny's getting some!" Arin mumbled.
"You see what you did Ross?" Barry said to Ross.
While the other grumps were bickering, they didn't notice that you and Dan had stopped.
Why? Because you two were locked in a major make out session after you admitted your crushes on each other.
The grumps then heard the actual sexy time noises and decided to back the hell away from there for a while.
So yeah. You got the sex bang...
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