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Your Mother was Drunk at a Party {PMSeymour x Reader}

You and Pat were married for about ten years with one supremely handsome boy who was about seven years old now.

As you were tucking him into bed, he asked you a question.

"How did you and dad meet?" (Son name) asked.

"She was drunk at a party." Pat said as he sat on the edge of the kid's bed.

You playfully glared at Pat who shot back a smile, you rolled your eyes and sat down by your son's feet.

"Should we tell him the story?" You asked Pat.

"I don't see why not." Pat said.

~Story Telling flashback~

You were at (Friend Name)'s party she forced you to go to. As you were one who wasn't a fan of parties, you were in the corner, watching everyone have fun, and taking sips from your cup.

Soon, after enough drinks, you had to use the bathroom. So as soon as you sat down to do your thing, a certain song started to play while you were taking a deuce.

You immediately finished and flushed the toilet, hurriedly pulling up and zipping up your pants as you rushed into the room where everyone was just dancing and shoved your way to an empty space to start dancing to your anthem.

"I LOVE I LOVE I LOVE MYSELF!" The song blasted.

As soon as J-Hope's verse started, you were on a table twerking your drunk ass off. Needless to say, a pair of eyes was watching you because every time you did a different move, they'd have to clutch their chest to make sure you didn't hurt yourself.

But when the song finally ended, you screamed at the top of your lungs and went to get another drink, when someone stopped you.

"You're wasted, I don't think you should drink anymore." They said.

"Iiiiiii don't need to fugging take adverse from the lerks of yeh!" You slurred.

"Please, let me drive you home before you end up getting yourself killed." They offered.

"Fiiiiiiine, but if yeh toucher meh, immaaaaaaaa sue you!"

"If you want to then fine, sue me. Sue it." They replied.

Your eyes widened slightly, then you mumbled, "Did you see my bag? Did you see my bag?"

The person in front of you, which you have now identified as a male, then smiled, "It's hella trophies and it's hella thick."

You squealed and hugged him, "ARMYYYYYYYYYY!"

He laughed and pulled you off of him, he guided you to his car and started driving you back to your house.

"My name's Pat, by the way." He said.

"(Y/N)."

"BTS?"

"Total ARMY."

~Flashback Over~

"And that's when your father drove me home, slipped his number in my back pocket, and from then on we were inseparable."

Your son giggled, "Can you play 'Sea' so I can sleep please?"

Forgot to mention, you and Pat allowed your son to listen to BTS so he could understand what the memes your were talking about.

So you played the song, and as soon as RM started his verse, the front door opened and seven men ran into the room.

"YA! ARE YOU PLAYING THAT SONG?" A familiar voice shouted.

The voice of one of the seven uncles that your son grew to love so much.