An Eternal Explosion

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Picture is what Deimara looks like after Konan dresses her up for the part
Don't own Naruto
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"Lastly, there is also a group of females in the village. They simply like to get together and gossip often and would be a good source of information. But the entire group is made of woman married to member's in the village warriors. Deimara will be posing as Sasori's wife." Pain continued.

"What?" All three of us yelled together. I started coughing heavily as I choked on the air. Deidara wacked me in the back and I took a huge breath of oxygen before breathing out in order to slightly process Pain's orders. "As if I'd ever be with that brat." Sasori growled.

"You can't expect me to be the heartless bastard's wife, hm!" I yelled. "There is no way in hell that I''m letting Sasori-Danna anywhere near my sister, un!" Deidara snarled. "You will follow my orders, all of you. To any of you that break your cover, there will be consequences." Pain growled lowly.

I tensed slightly at his tone. "Deimara and Sasori will be married, Deidara will pose as your son." He continued before looking at Sasori and I. "I don't care how you do it, but you better look like a damn happy couple." He ordered.

Sasori and I nodded. "Understood, Leader-sama. Hm." I murmured. "Good. Deidara, transform. Konan has bags packed and I already wrote Isao a letter on Sasori's behalf. He's already accepted as a member and they're expecting your arrival later today. They have a house set up for you and everything." Pain told us.

Deidara mumbled something under his breath before transforming into a child. I could tell he wasn't happy, but I was even more annoyed than he was. I was the one who had to be married to the heartless bastard, not him.

Pain then passed an envelope to Sasori and Konan threw a pile of clothes at Deidara. She passed some to Sasori as well before motioning me over. "You two change, Deimara and I will be right back." She told them before pulling me into the bathroom Pain had connected to his office.

She handed me my own clothing and I gave an awkward smile. I quickly undressed, not caring that Konan was there. We were both girls anyway. She helped me into my outfit before undoing my hair. She took a hair brush and brushed it out before putting it back up. "There, all ready." Konan smiled. I looked up in the mirror and looked over my appearance nervously. (See Picture.)

"Deimara, don't look down at yourself. You're very pretty. Now go show your husband how lucky he is." She gave a sheepish smile. I cracked a smile and a giggle left my lips. "See you after my mission, hm." I told her. She nodded and the two of us exited the bathroom together. Both Deidara and Sasori stood in front of Pain, unamused.

Both were changed and dressed up for the mission. Konan passed each of us our own backpack. "It has clothes of your size that fits your character." Konan explained. We all nodded and turned to leave but didn't get far. "Wait!" Konan called.

We paused and looked back at the blue-haired woman who was getting something off of Pain's dresser. She handed me two rings with a smile before handing a single ring to Sasori. Both of my rings were absolutely stunning.

"Your engagement ring and both of your wedding rings." Konan explained. We both nodded before slipping the rings onto our fingers. The engagement ring was a beautiful silver colour with a fancy pattern going all around the outside. At the top was a sparkling blue diamond.

The wedding rings were both matching, a simple silver coloured ring. It didn't have any fancy details like the engagement ring of course but it was still beautiful. Deidara was fuming off to the side, but I giggled slightly at the sight of my older twin brother.

"What, un?" He snapped. "You're just so cute." I exclaimed, stretching the 'cute'. He scoffed before looking away. "Hurry up, brats. We need to be there today." Sasori growled. "Sasori, I don't think you'd refer to your wife and son as brats." Konan pointed out.