SamIam: guys guess what??
Jennywasafriendofmine: what??
BeeboUrie: Tyler and Josh have declared their love for each other
SamIam: ...
PattyCakes: I knew it!
JackBarakitty: so who tops
TyJo: wow you guys what the hell
JishwaDun: I know right #rude
JishwaDun: OBVIOUSLY mePetethePillow: #joshtops2k16
DallonDaze: wow Tyler I always knew you were a power bottom
SamIam: why do literally none of you seem surprised
NatalieVause: they're a cute couple tbh
BeeboUrie: WAIT ARE YOU SERIOUS I'M
JishwaDun: no of course not
JackBarakitty: booooo
PetethePillow: get off the stage
SamIam: shush you bunch of whores
PattyCakes: *cries in Spanish*
DallonDaze: I'm trigGERED
TyJo: You're pregnant
TyJo: !!!SamIam: Wut
Jennywasafriendofmine: Omg!
NatalieVause: She is
BeeboUrie: There's a Dun in the oven
JackBarakitty: Get out
SamIam: how can I be pregnant if we barely made it official today
NatalieVause: I dunno man that sexy dream you had could have done it magically
*irl* I shoved Natalie and sent her sprawling to the floor
DallonDaze: that's all you wanted to tell us?
PattyCakes: anticlimactic much
SamIam: screw all of you
BeeboUrie: that can be arranged ;)
JishwaDun: excuse me???
TyJo: ooooooooooh
JackBarakitty: ooooooooh
PetethePillow: fight! Fight! Fight!
BeeboUrie: can't fight right now I'm eating a sandwich
JishwaDun: I will kick your ass with your sandwich
NatalieVause: can I record
Jennywasafriendofmine: can we go back to the subject at hand people? Sam, you two are together now?
SamIam: yes!
Jennywasafriendofmine: yay!
JackBarakitty: damn, you beat me?
JishwaDun: waited too long, Barakat
JackBarakitty: Jennifer I wanna ask you something
PattyCakes: are you really doing this over the phone??
PetethePillow: Jennifer say no
DallonDaze: I'm with him, want me to slap him for you?
Jennywasafriendofmine: if he's asking what I think he's asking
JackBarakitty: well I'm gonna do it anyway
JackBarakitty: just imagine this is in person and I look absolutely gorgeousTyJo: get on with it, Jack
SamIam: *grabs popcorn*
JishwaDun: i'm bored change the channel
NatalieVause: let him talk!
JackBarakitty: Jennifer, you are as beautiful as the sun is bright. I wanna sing to you while you fall asleep and I watch you dream. Will you be my girlfriend?
SamIam: awwwwwww
NatalieVause: awwwwww
PattyCakes: awwwww!
Jennywasafriendofmine: yes!
Jennywasafriendofmine: oh and Dallon?DallonDaze: yes?
Jennywasafriendofmine: slap him
PetethePillow: omg you guys Jack just took off running
PetethePillow: Dallon is chasing him with Brendon's sandwichBeeboUrie: Jennifer owes me a new sandwich
Jennywasafriendofmine: why?!
JackBarakitty: I JUST GOT SLAPPED WITH A SANDWICH

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Ink
FanfictionThe first words your soulmate says to you are tattooed on your body, invisible to everyone except you until they're said. Featuring twenty one pilots (and others!) because I love Josh Dun as much as Tyler Joseph does.