Death of a Bachelor(ette)

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     "Oh my god," I whispered, taking a look around the room. Pink penises were everywhere. The decorations, some candy, and even a cake, all penis shaped. Natalie, Alex, Jenna, Melanie and Jennifer had gone all out.

"You know you love it," Alex laughed, wrapping an arm around me.

"Can't say I don't," I giggled.

     "Did you think I was kidding?" Jennifer asked with a smirk.

     "Kind of," I admitted, blushing again.

"Where's the stripper?" Natalie demanded, checking her phone for the time.

"You ordered a stripper?!" I yelled, face turning bright red.

"Of course. You didn't think we would skip out on that, did you?" Jennifer scoffed.

     I began to panic and started pacing. "Oh my god! Does Josh know? Did he get strippers for his bachelor party??"

     "SHUT UP!" the girls shouted in unison.

     I closed my mouth abruptly and stopped in my tracks. After a moment, we all burst into uncontrollable laughter. This continued until we heard a knock at the door. I froze and looked at them hesitantly.

     "He's here!" Natalie exclaimed, clasping her hands together and striding to the door.

     "Ahh I can't do this," I exclaimed, trying to find a way to run to my room. The thought of having a stripper made me painfully shy.

     "Oh no you don't missy," Melanie grabbed me by the shoulders and sat me down on a chair. I made to get up but she pulled a blindfold out of her pocket and tied it over my eyes.

     "Well fuck," I laughed, giving up.

     I heard Natalie open the door.

     "Wow, way to be original," Jennifer snorted.

     "Hey, shut up," a vaguely familiar voice said. "You think of something better next time."

     "Come on, help us get this thing in there," another voice said.

     I was extremely confused. "What the hell is going on?"

     "Just be patient," Jenna said with a grunt from what sounded like the doorway.

     It sounded like whatever it was, it was either bulky or heavy. My heart began to race again but I folded my hands on my lap and said nothing.

     Someone removed the blindfold from my eyes and in front of me sat a giant cake. I burst out laughing.

     "Yeah I see what you meant, Jen," I  snickered.

     Someone behind me turned on some music. A techno beat filled the air, and I could feel my cheeks turning pink again. I turned to see who turned the music on and to my surprise I saw Patrick, Pete, Dallon, Brendon, Tyler and Jack in the room too.

    "What the f-" I began but was cut off.

     "And now, ladies and gentlemen, we present to you...." Brendon announced loudly.

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