Dorm S! ~Lucy Harem~

The Auction!

" Aw! Young love!" I sighed out. They turned to me and blushed.

" WE DON'T LIKE EACH OTHER!" They shouted. I giggled.

" Whatever you say!" I skipped to my seat and sat down. Lyon and Jellal sat next to me. I helped Jellal sit down and Lyon only knew me and the guys. A whole load of students rushed in five seconds before the bell rang. When it did, the guys came in. They were pronounced late and got detention.

" Okay, class! We have a new student! Please come up and introduce yourself!" Evergreen filed her nails. Lyon was nervous. I smiled and stood up. I dragged Lyon to the front of the class. Lyon was shocked.

" Everyone! This is Lyon Vastia! He is a shy person, good looking, and fits in with the troublemakers! He lives in Dorm-S with me and those idiots over there!" I grinned as I pointed to the eight.

" HEY!" They shouted at me.

" L-Lucy....... I can introduce myself," Lyon whispered.

" I know! But I can do it WAY better!" I bragged.

" And! Now that we are friends, he is up for grabs, girls! A true heartthrob indeed! He is awesome, loyal, cool, and, if you are lucky, a nice sleep partner! If you know what I mean!" I winked. Lyon blushed. The girls started fangirling.

" So! How about it? How much is this guy worth?!" I cheered.

" 50!" A girl shouted.

" Is there a 60?" I asked.

" 100!" Another girl shouted.

" NO! 500!" Another said.

" 1,000!" Another girl announced. Every girl paled.

" 1,000 going once! Going twice........ SOLD! To the girl in the back! Please claim your prize and hand in the money!" I cheered. The guys sweat dropped.

" You are cruel, Luce! Give him a break!" Natsu hollered. I smirked evilly. The girl handed me the money and I gave Lyon to her. She dragged him to her seat and sat in his lap.

" NEXT PRIZE! The guy as hot as fire! He is on the basketball team! You guessed it! THE ONE! THE ONLY! FIRED UP........" I smirked at Natsu. He gulped.

"....... NATSU DRAGNEEL!" I cheered. Natsu tried to run away. I grabbed him by the neck and glared at him. His body became limp and he stayed still. I smiled.

" This is Natsu Dragneel! A flirty guy who will raid your pantry with his mouth and hands! And you know what I mean! Both ways! He is loyal, energetic, another heartthrob, and handsome! You will be a lucky gal if you get him! I tell you! He is a rock star!" I bragged. Natsu was blushing.

" Not to mention...... He will make you melt!" I persuaded.

" I WANT HIM!" The girls shouted. I smirked.

" Good luck, Salamander..." I whispered and licked his ear. He shivered.

" 10,000!" I heard. Lisanna. Arg!

" going once......... going twice........ sold! To the white haired punk," I said unenthusiastic. She handed me the money and started clinging onto Natsu. I nearly lost me breakfast! Natsu seemed to be the same. Poor Natsu! Being squished by a pig......

" And now! Our next prize! The football star! Someone who electrifies you! LAXUS DREYAR!" I announced. Laxus was angry with me.

" This big guy is cool! He has the best sweet spot! Right here!" I pointed to his earlobe. He was blushing.

" And he electrocutes you a lot in the most harmless way possible! By tickling you! Gee! This guy will protect you no matter what! And it is possible for you to get into his head! When you do, I must say, it is pretty cute! So! How much is this big oaf to you?!" I said hugging Laxus.

" 2,000!" I heard CANA. Everyone backed out. I think she is drunk.

" GOING ONCE! GOING TWICE! SOLD! TO THE DRUNK GIRL!" I cheered. Cana handed me the money and dragged Laxus by his tie. I'm rich!

" Continue this after school! I need to teach, Heartfilia!" Evergreen shouted. I nodded and smirked at the remaining prizes. I moved my finger across my neck while mouthing 'you're next' and sat down. My evil aura still standing. Everyone moved away from me. 

LUNCH! 

The guys were going to run away! I put all nine of them on a leash and the three girls took their prizes. I held the 6 remaining prizes' leashes and dragged them to the table. I got up and had them sit down in front of me.

" HELLO! TODAY, WE WILL HOLD AN AUCTION FOR THESE HOT GUYS! GET READY TO PLACE YOUR MONEY ON THESE MEN!" I announced. Wendy and Romeo were my assistants. They were holding the leashes.

" I can't believe she is doing this," Jellal said.

"  Alright! Here we go! Our first prize is Tthe prankster! Give it up for JELLAL FERNANDEZ!" I said. Everyone cheered. Jellal didn't move a muscle. I growled and Wendy handed me his leash. I yanked him and he obeyed.

" This guy is the best you could get! He fights to protect you and is very rare! He has a soul! As you can see, Jellal was recently hurt. And he needs some healing! And the only thing to make it better is your feelings for him! What do you say? Can you heal poor Jellal?" I pouted and started to 'cry'.

" Please! He needs you! He...... HE WANTS YOU!" I cried. The guys rolled their eyes.

" I WILL HELP! 2,000!" I saw a girl crying. Works like a charm!

" 500,000," Erza raised her hand. Jellal was shocked. I was irritated.

" going once........ going twice...... sold to the demon," I said nonchalantly. Jellal smiled sadly at me. Erza paid and dragged him away. Good luck........ blueberry.

" Alright! Next up is the shyest guy here! ROGUE CHENEY!" Romeo handed me the handle of his leash and I yanked him up.

" He might be shy, but he is smart! His emo just covers his heart! This little emo is a cutie and a keeper! Best deal! He will cheer you up when you are down! And he isn't as bad as Loke! He actually cares for you!" I bribed. Just like that, girls were pouring out money. One caught my ears.

" 3,000," I saw Laki.

" WE HAVE A WINNER! SOLD TO LAKI!" I handed her the leash and she handed me the money. To put this short, Juvia won Gray, Levy won Gajeel, Aries won Loke, and Sting was won by Kinana. I was very angry that they won! But! I AM RICH! And the guys were mad at me. I'll give them some for cooperating. All in all, I got to hang out with my two friends the rest of the day. Now, we are walking home......... 

AND........ COMPLETE! I WILL BE DOING A TIMESKIP OF A MONTH OR TWO! Sayonara!