Dorm S! ~Lucy Harem~

Soldier

The guys and I were in the living room doing whatever when....

" NATSU FIONA DRAGNEEL!!!" Everyone looked up and turned to Natsu.

" Pfft..." We all looked away and hid our laughs.

" HOW DARE YOU LEAVE ME LAST NIGHT?! IT WAS VALENTINE'S DAY AND YOU DITCHED ME!!" A girl whined. I swear her voice is so high pitched and whiny that I want to punch her face into to ground rip her face off.

" S-Sorry, babe... but do you have to use my middle name? I'm with my friends... WAIT! HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW MY MIDDLE NAME?!" He said and then shouted.

" Friends, huh?" She looked at us. Once she got to me, she glared at me. I put an unsure smile on and waved. She stood upright and looked at Natsu.

" I approve of her for Natsu!" I said to the others. 

What they are thinking as she said that: Even though she just glared at you?!

" Whose the blonde bimbo then?!" She shouted. A tick mark formed on my forehead.

" That's Lucy," Natsu said.

" Oh.... Why is she in your dorm, huh? I bet she was forcing herself on you!" She said oh. So. innocently...

" No..." Natsu said. My aura started forming.

" Then why is she here?! Is she a maid or something?! Because she totally looks like she would be perfect for the job! I mean... just look at her! She looks like a messed up slave!" That girl laughed. That's it! I got up and was about to attack her when Gajeel got a hold of me and held me down.

" What'd you say?!" I shouted. She looked at me.

" Get a brain, loser! I said you're ugly!" She said with a smirk. 

Boys' thoughts: Oh no.....

" Loser, huh?" I asked. Gajeel, being smart, let go of me. I walked up to her with my eyes shadowed. In a second, my aura was gone.

" You have strong words for someone as annoying and weak as you!" I said smiling.

" Annoying?! Weak?!" She screeched.

" Yup! You are super weak! I can tell by your aura! Also, the fact that you called me ugly... Have you looked in the mirror? That face is all messed up with the gallons of makeup you have on!" I laughed.

" Natsu! She's being mean! Be a good boyfriend and get her out of here!" She said in her squeaky, high-pitched, whiny voice. I sighed.

" You obviously don't get it, do you? He can't kick me out. I live here like the rest of them," I said pointing to the guys behind me watching the fight.

" I wonder... how did you get in here? Did you seduce the principal?" She asked. I growled.

" You know... I was enjoying our little talk. That just made it too far," I said. In the blink of an eye, I had hold of her hair. I dragged her to the door and tossed her out.

" Hey!" She shouted.

" Also, Natsu wanted me to tell you that your relationship is over!" I said and slammed the door. I skipped back to my seat and sat down.

" That's what she gets for calling me a blonde bimbo. Just when I approved of her. Seriously, though. Why do girls have to be b*tches whenever they see me hanging out with you?" I asked.

" Did you just break up our relationship?" Natsu asked.

" Yeah. Did you actually like her or something?" I asked.