Harley and joker oneshots

Session 2

Harleens pov
As I got home I saw my boyfriend on my couch.
"Hello baby, you like my little gift I left in your purse?" "No I hated it! Is that the only reason why you like me because of my looks?!" "Yes what else is girl for?" "You son of a bitch! Out!" "What?" "I said out we are threw I never want to see you again!" "Your braking up with me?" "Yes I'm tired of you hitting me and rapping me so get out of my house!"
Harleens boyfriend just laughed
"Oh baby I'm not going anywhere,now go take off your clothes and go lay on the bed." "No!" "No?  You don't have a choice!"
He then put me on the couch and took off my shirt.
"Stop it!" "Why this is fun!" "No it's not! I will call the police if you don't stop right now!" "Shut up you slut!" He then slapped her to the ground.
                 "Knock knock"
"Who could that be! You stay there!"
I was scared to death,I was hoping it was someone that would would help.
"Can I help you?" "Yes you can."
That voice so familiar but who.
"Ughhhhhhh!"
That sounded like my boyfriend but-"
I then saw him on the ground in a bloody mess.
I then look up to see a green haired man.
"Hello baby,miss me?" "I um how did you escape?" "That's not important,now are you okay?" "Yeah I am."
He then looked at my cheek and said,"you don't look fine,what did he do?" "It's fine just please stop asking." "Harley i want to know what he did!" "Does it matter he's dead what are you going to do kill him again?!"
I then start crying in front of him again! God I'm such a baby! "I'm sorry mistah J is just upset." "It's okay baby now tell me what he did,and then baby you can relax for a bit." "Okay he tried to rap me then slapped me. I'm just glad you came because if you didn't things might have gotten worse." "Anything for you baby. Now let's see,how about we watch some tv and you can relax okay." "Alright."
He then carried me to my bedroom and laid me on my bed and got next to me.
"Now let's see what should we watch?" "I don't know whatever you want I don't watch a whole lot of tv." "Alright baby,have you ever watched family guy?" "Um no I don't think so." "Well good because it's on." "Okay I'm going to change into some pjs." "Alright I'll be here."
I then change into some grey booty shorts and and grey long sleeve shirt and left my hair down.
"Wow who knew pjs looked really good." I giggled and blushed a little when he said that."that you I think?"
The joker chuckled at that.
As I laid down I got close to him. I don't know why I just felt like I could trust him I mean he is such a good friend. But how can I trust him!
But I didn't care all I knew was he was one of my friends one of my only friends. At least I think we are??
"You okay doll?" "What oh yeah I'm fine just lost in thought." "Hmm what are you thinking about?" "Nothing much really just stuff." "What kind of stuff?" "Nothing I guess it's stupid."
"What is?" "I um I."
I was In love! With someone I don't even know! But I love him.
"Well Harley baby?" "Oh um just thinking of a guy."
The jokers eyes widen.
Jokers pov
What guy! She is mine! What am I doing am i in love! No that's impossible  I'm the joker that's impossible! But when I met her everything changed.
"And who is the lucky guy?" "Oh um someone I met today at work." "Who baby?" "I don't think I can say his name." "And why is that!" "Because I'm scared to say it especially to him what if he doesn't feel the same?" "With a hot little one like you I'm sure he will,if you want you can practice with me." "Okay."
Her eyes widen with joy it was so cute but I rather her ass on my lap then in some other guy.
"Okay um mistah J,is it okay if I use your name?" "Oh yeah baby." "Okay mistah J,will you um well I um-" "come on Harley you can say it." "But it feels weird." "Come on baby." "Alright,mistah J will you go out with me?" "There we go,now want to tell me who this guy is?" "I can give you hints." "Alright."
"Okay, he's charming,funny,handsome,and he really gets me, also he treats me like a woman." "Sounds like a good guy I guess."
I then see Harleen smile. Why is she smiling can she tell I'm mad at this!
"Can you guess who that is mistah J?" "No I can't who?!"
She then kissed my cheek.
"Why did you do that?" "Because mistah J its you! I love you I know it's crazy but it's true!"
My eyes widen when she said that.
"Harley baby-" "I know it's crazy but I'm sorry I know I should t have said that but I needed to get it off my chest."
"It's okay baby why don't you just enjoy the show." "That's all you have to say! I just shared my feelings and all you say is enjoy the show!" "Harley your already mine what else should I say!" "Oh I don't know Harley I love you too! You already said I'm yours does this mean your mine?!" "I belong to no one you belong to me got it!" "But I well can you at least tell me how you feel about me!" "Harley I can't feel you out of all people should no that." "But I love you." "Harley love is thing that holds you back in life." "Then what do I have to prove to show my love? Sex! What do you want? Name it and I'll do it!" "Hm I need you to do two things. I want to have some fun times and the other is a surprise." "Okay, and what do you mean by fun times?" "Just but on something really really sexy." "Okay."
Harleens pov
I put on a red lacy bra with black lacy panties.
"Good girl now lay down baby."
I giggled and laid on the bed as he got on top of me.
He grind his hips into mine and rocked his member on my pussy.
"Ohhh mistah J!" "Oh yeah moan for daddy." "Please!" "Please what?" "Please give me more please!" " alright princess."
He then started grabbing my breast and it felt so good!
"Ohhh ugh!" "Your enjoying this a lot baby." "Yes because it's not like rapping sex it's nice sex." "Makes sense."
He then started kissing my neck."
"Mmmmmmmmmm!"
I couldn't help but moan I wasn't used to normal sex I guess that's what you could call it? Anyways I just couldn't get enough! "That feels nice daddy!" "Feels good here to."
He then kissed my lips.
I slipped my tongue in his mouth and put his tough in my mouth as we explore each other mouth.
"Mmmm daddy!"
"Oh yeah moan for daddy!" "Please more!" "What do you want baby?" "Baby please!" "Oh come on I want to hear your sweet voice say it!" "Please let me have a taste of-" "of what baby doll come on say it!" "Your um your member!" "Good girl." "Please!" "Alright alright baby."
He then put his member in her mouth.
Harley began sucking on it and licking it all over.
"Geez baby chill." The joker moaned out. Harley just giggled at that.

After another hour of fun
"That was good mistah J." "Better than good." Harley blushed a little when he said that. "Yeah better than good, and my first time having non forced sex."
The joker chuckled at that and said,"we'll get used to it because you'll be getting a lot of fun." Harley giggled at that.
"And don't forget there's still one more thing you have to do." "What?" "Remember to prove your love and loyalty." "O-okay what is it?" "If I told you,you might not want to do it now go to bed little girl you have a long days at work."
The joker then knocked her out and left.
"Night night my queen."