Harley and joker oneshots

Bad days will be bad days

"Harley wake up." "Why?" "Because I'm going to leave soon." "Why?" "Because I have to do this thing called working." "Right."
Harley then got up stretched and kissed him on the lips.
"What's it like kissing a guy that wears your lipstick?" "I don't know sexy?" Harley said with a giggle.
"Good answer."
The joker then got on top of her and they started making out.

"Well I got to go baby." "Mmmm please puddin." "Later okay baby." "Alright,have a good day puddin." "I wont buy when i get home you better be in nothing but your birthday suit." "Alright puddin." "Love you baby girl." Joker said while kissing her forehead.
"Love you too puddin."
The joker then left

"What should I do today?"

Later that day Harley was out shopping till she saw a man she knew to well.
"Mistah J?" Harley whispered.
She saw him with another girl
A brunette with smaller tits,no ass,not as skinny as Harley.
He then dipped her and kissed her.
Harley couldn't stop the tears coming out of her eyes.
She ran and ran.

But the joker heard heels clacking and he looked up to see Harley.
Jokers pov
Fuck Fuck me fuck
"You little slut get off me or I'll kill you!" "What,but I thought you liked me." "How could I like a slut!" "Because you dated one!"
I then got sooo mad I just shot her.
But I didn't have time to laugh at this kill I had to catch Harley.
I have another henchmen over there maybe I can-
My thoughts where interrupted by a scream.
"Put me down!"
"Good work Juan." "Thanks man,I mean boss." "Now get in the car."
"Put me down!" "You know I can't princess."
We then got in the car and Juan started driving.
I sat next to Harley in the back but she was looking out the window crossing her arms.
I knew she was crying but I didn't say anything about it.
"Harley,you know you can cry in daddy's chest." "I'm good,besides I'm not crying." "Alright."
I didn't know what to say to her,all I knew was it was going to be hell when we got home.

When we got home,Harley didn't say anything just went into the bedroom.
"Boss will she be okay?" "Oh yeah."
I then head upstairs and saw Harley just laying on the bed and acting like nothing happened.
"Harley we need to talk about what happened." "What's there to talk about,you made your point on how you feel about me." "Harley you know I love you-" "Do you mistah J,do you. Or are you just saying that." "Harley,I love you more then anything on the world I was just,I don't know what I was doing,and I'm so sorry." "How do I know you won't do this again,what if I go out for a second and you have another blonde in there! Or a brunette!"
"Harley your the only girl for me,no snobby brunette can have me not even another dumb blonde." "Hey we are not dumb we are very intelligent." "Keep telling yourself that." "Quit trying to change the subject!" "Harley what do I have to do to prove I love you? I already killed the girl!" "That's something your going to have to figure out your self." "Oh that's great help. I bet you don't even know because your an idiot!" "You can say whatever you want but you can not hurt me as bad as you did today."
Authors pov
Joker was lost for words but before he could even think of saying anything else Harley had left the room to go downstairs.
He was relieved when she didn't leave but why hadn't she?? He thought.

While Harley was downstairs she was in the kitchen crying.
"Hey princess,why such a pretty girl like you crying?" Asked Juan.
"Oh it's nothing just mistah J is a son of a bitch." "Hey hey keep your voice down we don't want him to hear." "I don't care at this point." "Oh wow what did the boss do that made you this mad?" "He kissed another girl and it was a romantic kiss." "What! I knew the boss was low but not this low." "I know and I told him he hurt me a lot. But he said,how am I supposed to prove my love? And I said to that you will just have to figure it out himself." "Good for you Harley. Show the boss who's boss."
That made Harley giggle.
"There we go we have the princess smiling again." "Thanks I needed that." "Anything for you."
"Well I'm going to bed." "Yeah it's 12:00 so,wait are you sleeping with him?" "Yeah I have no where else to sleep." "Alright well have a good night." "You too Juan."
In the bedroom.
Harley was taking a shower but the joker soon came in.
Harley didn't say a word and neither did he.
But J was thinking.
Hmmm what should I say to her

"Hey Harley." "Hey J."
J! She never calls me j!
"Look we really need to talk about stuff." "What's there to talk about?" "Harley you know what I mean."
Harley then came out of the shower with a towel around her small body.
"There's nothing to say,now good night J." "Where will you be sleeping?" "I don't know,where do you want me to sleep?" "I guess we could sleep together." "Sure I guess,I mean I could sleep on the couch." "No,no it's fine."
Harley then puts on yoga pants on and a red crop top and went to sleep on the bed,but away from the joker.
Joker wasn't happy about this but he knew it was coming.
"Night Harley." "Night j."
Jokers pov
It was 3:00 and I couldn't sleep.
I then see Harley shaking.
I knew she was cold but what was I supposed to do!
I guess I could cuddle her and say it's a habit but then she might not sleep in here. Who knows who cares I'm sleeping next to her.
I then cuddle Harley and she stopped shaking.
The next morning
Harley's pov
I wake up to see mistah J arms around me.
Why is he cuddling me?
He then wakes up and looks at me with a smile.
"Morning beautiful." "Morning,um j?" "Hm?" "Why are you cuddling me?" "Because you where cold last night and I didn't want you getting sick." "Oh well thank you." "Anything for you my deer."
I then get out of bed but ran back because it was sooo cold.
"Damn it's cold!" "See why I was cuddling you." He said with a chuckle. "Yeah,can you do me a small favor?" "What's up." "Can you get me some socks and a blanket?" "Yup."
He then got up and he was only wearing his boxers. How is he not cold?!
"Here you go my deer." "Thanks."
" anything. Do you want me to get you anything else? Coffee?" "No im good." "Okay." "Well if you need anything let me know." "I will J."
I then head downstairs and make some coffee.
This doesn't feel right.
Said one of Harley's voices.
I know it doesn't but what he did really hurt me.
Don't you think I would love to be cuddling him on the couch
But that's when I'm letting him win.
Good point.
Harleen anything to say?
No I like this plan,but it won't be long till he forces you out because of frustration.
No he won't,will he?
No if he really loves you he won't
Your right
"Harley?" "What?" "Just seeing if your alright,you where zoning out." "Oh I'm sorry just not feeling myself today." "Oh um,do you need anything?" "No I think I'm just going to lay down." "Alright."
He then picks me up bridle style and heads to our bedroom.
"What are ya doin?" "Caring you upstairs." "Okay."
I then lay my head in his chest.
"Harley,I know it's not the best time to say this but,I am soooo sorry." "I know,but you really did hurt me,more than anything." "I know,and if I could go back in time I would change it,you know that right?" "Yes I know,look let's just Finnish the conversation in the bedroom." "Alright."
In the bedroom
"All I want to know is,why,why did you kiss her,am I not good enough for you?" "No your perfect." "Then why,why did you kiss her,I mean I can tell you one thing,she was not as sexy as me." "No one is as sexy as you,and I don't know why I did it,it was a mistake and I promise I would never do it again." "How do we know that?!" "Because,because-" joker then breaks down in tears
"Oh my god,what's wrong." "Harley baby,I love you,and I can't get enough of you,and I'm just scared!"
Harley was shocked,he was never scared.
"But why?" "I'm scared of you leaving." " you know I would never leave you,no matter how much you hurt me,fiscal or emotional." "That's not all I meant." "Then what do ya mean?" "I'm scared of you leaving,leaving." "I don't quit understand." "I'm scared of you dying!" "Puddin,you know I won't,because I know you will protect me,also I'm a pretty though cookie." "I know,but what if all fails,and you die in my arms." "Puddin,don't think of that, the more you think of that,the more scared you'll get." "I know,but when I met you,I thought your where a weak little munchkin,so it's just a fear that grows every time something happens to you." "Puddin,I'm so sorry I had no idea,but never think of that,think of the fun times we have together." "Yeah easier said then done, but that's why I was worried that you where going to leave,and never come back." "I would never leave,and the fact you told me this,makes me feel really special." "Why?" "Because it means you can trust me." "But how could you trust me?" "Because,well I don't know I just do,because I love you." "I love you too."
They then kissed,not just any kiss a kiss so passionate and romantic,you wouldn't be able to contain yourself.
There last words where I love you,till they fell in a deep slumber of love and lust