Harley and joker oneshots

Halloween

"Puddin there is no way your going to scare me."  "Oh I will baby." "No you won't." "Hmmmm." Joker then slapped her ass.
"Oh god!" "Like that?" "Yes!" "Hmm you'll just have to wait then."
Later that night.
Harley was alone because the joker had a "job" but Harley was scared because it was Halloween and she hated scary stuff. She just puts up an act so her puddin doesn't think she's that pathetic.
Harley then hears footsteps but didn't see the light come on from her room.
"Puddin? Is that you?"
No answer
Harley then grabs her bat and goes down stairway.
"Mistah J?"
Still no answer

But when Harley goes all the way down stairs she tried Turning on the lights but weren't working.
Suddenly the tv came on to an old black and white film
It was someone cutting up someone.
An when he was done cutting that person her pointed to Harley and said your next.
Harley almost started crying because she was so scared.
"Puddin."
The tv then started laughing
"Shut up!" Harley yelled while hitting the tv.
"Well we are going to need a new tv."
The phone then started to ring
Call
Harley:hello
Unknown:you think you could run from me?
Hahahah
Harley:what who is this
Unknown:how could you not no me I'm your closest friend
Hahahah
Harley:what? Is this a prank because it's not funny
Unknown:oh baby,how could you not no me,I'm the man you killed
Harley:you have to be more pacific I kill lots of people
Unknown:James
Harley:holy mother fucker! No your dead
Unknown:guess again baby,ready for round 2
Harley:please stop your not real!
     Harley said almost crying
Harley:I don't believe you,give me proof
Unknown:I made you have sex with me all the time
Harley:okay well I'm leaving this conversation
Unknown:you can never get away from me
Hahahah
Harley hung up and started crying
"Mistah J! Please I need you."
She then heard the door knob jiggle.
"Please stop,go away!" Harley said in a weak tone.
The door finally opened but Harley couldn't see who it was she just laid on the ground curled up In a ball crying.
She didn't care who it was she just stayed the same.
The person came closer and closer finally stopping at her.
The man bent down and rubbed a hand up her back going back and forth.
"Who are you?"
The man leaned into her close to her ear and said
"Happy Halloween." "What?" 
The man then picked her up and carried her bridal style upstairs.
The man held her close to his chest so she could cry in it.
"I told you,I would get you." "Puddin?" "Hm?" "Oh thank god it is you." "Who else would it be? Your ex." The joker said with a chuckle.
"Wait,so that was all you?" "Yup,and I didn't expect you to break the tv." "Oh I'm sorry puddin." "It's fine I know how easily scarred you get." "You do?" "Yup,I've known you for how long? Harley baby,I know almost everything about you." "Right heh heh,sorry puddin,but promise me one thing." "And what is that?" "Never do that again!" "I'll try." "I love you puddin." "I love you too baby."

A/N
Hey guys sorry I'm late on the Halloween one I was working on it last night and yeah. But I still have it soooo yay lol
Hope you guys enjoyed this and hope you had a awesome Halloween
Xoxo