Harley and joker oneshots

Valentines day

"Hey Mistah J!" "What!" "Sorry for barging in-" "if you where sorry,you wouldn't have done it." "Anyways,you know what tomorrow is?" "The day you let me work?" "No." "I don't know and I don't care." "Yes you do puddin." "If I say I don't,then why are you saying I do?" "You really don't remember?" "Nope." "Oh come on puddin! I know you remember!"
Harley said,holding back tears.
"Yes,I remember how could I forget such a special day." "You don't even know!" "Come on baby,cut me some slack,I'm busy a lot." "I guess your right,well I'll leave you to it then." "Baby,just tell me." "That's less romantic! Shit! I gave you a hint."
Joker chuckled.
"Thanks babe." "I'm still upset!" "I'm sorry baby." "Well I'll be in our room,if you need me."
Jokers pov
As soon as she left,it got me thinking,what's tomorrow?
I then text Harvey to see if he knows.
Joker:Harvey,what's tomorrow??
Harvey:how do you not know! Harley should be nagging you about it
Joker:she kinda did
Harvey:tomorrow's Valentine's Day
Joker:shit
End of text
Man I have to do something special for her,but what?
I walk to our bedroom and saw Harley crying.
"Hey baby,did you really think I could forget something so special?" "Yes!" "Oh come on,I didn't want to tell you but,I have a surprise for you." "What is it?" "It's a surprise." "Okay puddin." "Hey cheer up baby,after all tomorrow is Valentine's Day."
That made my Harley giggle.
"I love you baby." "Love you too puddin."

The next day
Harley's pov
I wake up,but didn't see my puddin! But I saw a note
Dear Harley
Here's your first clue,if you get them all right you'll find me,okay,go to the place where we love to have sex,but not the bedroom
Okay,where is that? He have sex everywhere! Maybe his office?
I then run to his office and see that it's locked,by see another note.
Noticed it's locked? You'll know where the key it,at least I hope you can feel it.
Okay,wait what's that?
I then see the key in my bra.
"Really!"
I then open the door,and see a red rope. So I fallow it.
I then see another note
Your getting close baby,the reason I told you to come here is because I have a surprise,it's in an obvious place if you think about is,but think where I keep my "things"
Where he keeps his things? Does he mean his sex toys?
I then open the drawer and see a small box that said for Harley.
I opened it and saw a beautiful necklace that said Harley ♥️ joker,all in gold.
To cute!
I leave it in the box put it in my pocket and leave.
Smart gir,just one more step and your there,go to where you where born
What! Wait the acid tanks!
I then drive down to the tanks

I then see a red rope so I fallow it.

I finally get at the top out of breath a little
"Man I got to work on my cardio."
"Not tonight you aren't."
"Puddin!"
I ran up to him and hugged him.
"I love you puddin!" "I love you too. Also happy Valentine's Day baby." "Happy Valentine's Day Mistah J!" "Also,I have a big gift at home." "What is it?" "I'll give you a hint,it's something you love to suck." "Ooooo can't wait,but I have a present for you Mistah J." "Oh yeah?" "Mhmmmmm. But fallow me,driving wise,shouldn't be to hard I mean I'm like the only person ever to have a half pink and blue care." "Yup." "Now lets go."
Jokers pov
Damn she drives fast
I'm not having a hard time keeping up with her,just she's driving fast.
So I decided to text to her
Text
Joker:babe slow down
Harley:having a hard time keeping up
Joker:no,I just don't want you getting hurt
Harley:I'll be fine puddin,I mean you drive fast
Joker:yeah but I make sure your safe
Harley:whatever,hey it's going to be a long drive call me on your car thing
End text
Start call
Joker:hey babe
Harley:I love it when you call me that
Joker:oh the things I am going to do to you
Harley:mmmm,your making me all wet!
Joker:ohhh baby,shouldn't have told me that
Harley: *giggles* sooo what do ya want to talk about?
Joker:I don't know
Harley:helpful,oooooooo look who's behind us!
Joker:well our old friend
Harley:batsy batsy