Harley and joker oneshots

Fear

"Harley!" "Coming puddin!"
Harley met the joker in his office.
"Yes puddin?" "Get ready we are leaving in 10 minutes! And bring some clothes!" "Okay but why puddin?" "Just do it!" "Okay puddin

In the bedroom
"And done." "Puddin!" "What!" "I'm done. And we have about 5 minutes I was thinking we could maybe-" "Harley no one asked you to think!" "I'm sorry puddin." "Can you never shut up god!" "Puddin what's wrong?" "Nothing now take your stuff and wait in the car!" " okay." Harley said while holding back tears.

When she got in the van she started crying.
"Hey whys such a pretty girl crying?" Asked Juan,one of his henchmen.
( Juan is a real lady's man just thought I let you guys know )
"It's nothing." "You sure?" "Yeah I'm sure." "Harley I know you and you wouldn't cry for no reason." "Okay,do you know why mistah J is acting like this?" "Like what,oh mean well it's just a job he's kinda worried about." "Ohh okay." "Now stop crying before he smacks you across the head." "Okay." Harley said with a smile.

"Is everyone on here!" Asked the joker in a rude tone.
"Yes sir." Said frost. "Good."
The joker then sat next to Harley.
Harley stayed silent so she didn't make him more mad.
"Why so quiet all of a sudden?" Asked the joker in a joking tone.
"I um well I don't know." The joker laughed at that.
"Oh Harley sometimes your stupidness is so funny." "Thank you?" "But um puddin where are we going?" "We are going to a hotel." "Really which one?" "Gothom plaza." "Omg puddin  really!" "Yup,but you'll have to stay in the room by your self for a little okay." "Why mistah J?" "Because daddy has some work to do but I promise when I come back we can have some fun." "Really!" "Yup!"
Harley then kissed his cheek.
"Harley don't start." "Sorry puddin." She said while giggling.
At the hotel.
"Okay Harley here is our room now don't make to much noise and I'll be there in about an hour or so okay." "Alright puddin."
Harley's pov
Mistah J left and I was here alone! One thing I hate if we are some where new manly sleeping alone because I have a fear I never told mistah J. I'm afraid of the dark! Yes as childish that sounds I am.
Well I guess I can take a bubble bath.
As I got the Bath ready I thought I heard something. So I put on a towel grabbed my bat and walked into the little bedroom. "Who's there?" "Hey I'm talken to you!"

"Hey Harley it's me chill!" "Oh sorry Juan." "It's fine the boss just wanted me to check on you so you okay?" "Yeah I'm good." "Okay enjoy your bath." "I will."
Juan then left and Harley ran to the bath.
"Shit!"
The water in the tub was about to over flow but she realized she didn't want a bath. So she turned the fuset off and pulled out the plug.
Harley then went to the bed naked and rapped herself in the cover
"Your okay your okay!" "Shit no your not!" "Just go to sleep and you'll be fine yeah sleep."
But Harley couldn't go to sleep she was to scared. "Okay that's not going to work." "Ugh maybe tv?"
She then turned on the tv but nothing good was on.
"Come on no one cares about the news!"
A few hours later with the joker
"Shocking that meeting went good." "Well boys im going to bed so good night."
"Wow boss is in a good mood." "Won't be for long." "Why Juan?" "You don't know what Harley's afraid of?!" Juan said while widening his eyes. "No man what?" "As stupid as it sounds she scared of the dark."
The henchmen started laughing and one said,"really dude the dark?!" "Yeah it's because of all that shit at bell reve that happened." "Oh well the boss won't like that." "No he won't."

When the joker walked he saw Harley rocking back in forth in a corner with her with her knees to her chest and laughing insane like but what's new.
"Harley baby?" "You okay Harley?" "Harley!" The joker yelled while shaking Harley.
"What!" "Harley are you okay?" "What oh yeah I'm fine." "Harley." "Puddin I'm fine."
Harley said before braking down in tears.
"Hey Harley what's wrong?" "It's nothing puddin just tired." "Well yeah it's 3:00 and I would think you would be tired."
He then picked her up and put her on the bed and under the covers.
"Now what's wrong?" "It's nothing puddin just tired!" "Then why are you yelling and crying?" "I don't know!"
The joker then got next to here and cuddled her.
"Mistah J I have something to tell you."
"What's up baby?" "I'm afraid-" "the dark." "How do you know ?" "Remember when we went camping that one time?" "Yeah?" "Well you freaked out and never wanted to leave my side." "Oh so your not mad?" "No baby it's cute." "Really?" "Mhm now come on baby I had a good meeting so let's have some fun."
"That sounds nice puddin."