Harley and joker oneshots

Partners in crime

What if the joker and Harleen where partners In crime

"J, I'm worried.. what if, what if things don't go right and-"
"Relax pumpkin, everything will be fine, have I let guy down before?" The joker said to HARLEEN.
"No..." "Haha, good, now stay in the car and wait for my signal."
The joker said as he ran out the car with his goons into the bank.

   "He's gone! Now go get her!" A man with a black mask said, to his goons.
Then a explosion happened inside the bank.
"J!!! Harleen cried.
"Awww get your dirty hands off me!" Harleen yelled as men dragged her out of the car, taking her to their secret hide out.

Harleen was tired to a pole, with duck tape over her mouth, and tears down her face.
"Your boyfriend dead now, no one to protect you! Hahah!" The man laughed grabbing hold of her chin.
Harleen pulled her face away, having more tears spill out of her eyes.

"Oh gee, I'm sorry I'm late to the party, but I don't remember getting and invitation either!" A voice said in the dark.
"Hahaha!" The voice laughed.
Harleens face lit up, she knew that voice any where.
   The joker then appeared, grabbing the man by his  collar, while his goons killed the other men in the room.
"You'll remember your place next time!" The joker yelled, as he shot the man in the head.
"Well that's done with, now why did I come..."
The joker asked himself as he looked around.
"Mmmmmm!" A muffled scream, well screamed to get the jokers attention.
"Oh that's right, I missed you pumpkin, haha!" The joker laughed as he pulled the tape off her mouth and untied her.
   Once she was untied, she hugged the joker, happy he was not dead.
"Look, I understand you're happy, but; GET OFF OF ME!"
"I'm sorry.." Harleen said, with a flirty smile.
The joker returned the smile
"Come, we should go." The joker said.

During the car ride:
"J, how did you get like this?" Harleen asked.
The joker gave her a side glance, "you want to see where I was born? Well I'll show you!"
The joker then made a sharp turn the the chemical vault.

Chemical vault:
"This is where it happened."
Harleen looked down, then looked at him then back down.
Harleen, then jumped in, wanting to be with him, wanting to show him she could take anything, she jumped in.
The joker looked down, as she hit the chemicals.
"You dumb ass! Ugh!"
The joker yelled in a worried tone, he then jumped in, not caring what happened to him, only what happened to her.
  He soon hit the chemicals, trying to find Harleen.
He soon felt a arm, and pulled it up to the surface.

   Once they where above, Harleen toon a huge breath of air, only she wasn't Harleen any more.....

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