Harley and joker oneshots

I'm always going to be here for you

*that scene from suicide squad where joker drives into the water, and Batman saves her, but I swear it's different *

"Puddin, puddin I can swim!!!"
The car then crashes into the water, Harley knocking her head into the glass.

The joker escaped, not one scratch.
"Well that was close, right Harley? Harley? Harley!" The joker yelled, looking all over the place.
"Shit!"
Before the Batman was near, the joker jumped into the cold water once more, to find his queen.

He looks and looked, till he saw his car, with a body hanging half out of the front.
The joker widen his eyes. He quickly swam, and grabbed her, bringing her the surface.

He checked for a pulse, he didn't feel one.
"Shit!"
He then, opened her mouth a little more, to give her mouth to mouth.
After one breath, he felt Harley's tongue inside his mouth.
He soon pinned her down, only to see her laughing, but with her eyes still close.
She then opens her eyes, to expect Batman, but only to see her joker.
"Puddin? I thought you where Batman..." "so you decided to tongue him?"
Harley only giggled for her response.
The joker just smiled, and carried her till they got home

A/N
Yeah crappy one but again an idea and boom lol
But I tried lol
Xoxo