Harley and joker oneshots

Death

Harley was home alone crying in there bed because of the beating the joker gave Harley for no reason!
"Does he even love me?"
"Harley baby daddy's home!" "Harley get your ass down here!" "Comen puddin."
As I walk down stars I see him smiling.
"How was your day puddin?" "Oh it was okay I just want to get you upstairs and on the bed." "Alright puddin."
"You didn't seem to happy about that." "I'm sorry I just didn't have a good day." "Well I can change that."
The joker then picked her up and put her on the bed and they started to have sex.
After they had sex the joker kissed her temple and went to bed. But Harley didn't she stayed awake and thought about when the joker kneed her in her stomach. She then went to bed with the terrible memories she had that day

The next morning as Harley woke up and didn't see the joker till she saw him walk in.
"Morning beautiful. How are you?" "You know what I feel?" "What?" "I think your a sick man!" "Ugh Harley not this bull shit again!"
The joker then started to walk away but Harley followed.
"Why do ya always do this!"
Harley kept going till he slapped her to the ground.
"Now shut up okay I'm leaving be a good girl."
The joker then left.

"Ugh he hates me I want to die I hate all this abuse!" Mistah J has those pills still. Harley thought.
Harley then went to the kitchen and swallowed 5 different pills knowing it would kill her.
Harley then took them and passed out.

"Harley I'm home!" "Harley!"
The joker then looked on the kitchen and saw a almost life less Harley.
"Harley baby? Wake up!"
He then picked her up put her in the car and speeded down the road to the hospital.

"I need help my girl friend passed out on the floor!" "What happened sir?" "I don't know I just saw her- with a bottle of pills in her hands." "Okay we need help now!

A few hours later
"Sir she's awake." "Okay can I see her?" "Yes sir.

"Harley?" When the joker saw her there where tubes up her nose,arm and band aids all over her.
Harley didn't say anything just looked at him.
"Why did you help me? You could have bin done with me." "Harley you know I love you." "You don't show it!" "What do you call last night!" "Sex doesn't count! It just shows that I'm not just a punching bag I'm a sex toy!" "Harley I do love you if I didn't I wouldn't have saved you." "I guess your right." "Okay baby well I must go." "Please stay." "Alright Harley."
He then got next to her and cuddled her not hurting her.
"I love you baby." "I love you too."
Harley then fell asleep in his arms.

A/N
Hey guys I know all these probably suck well not the first one that one was awesome lol anyway these are just ideas I have and turn it in a story so yeah let me know what you think
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