Harley and joker oneshots

New henchmen

"Okay men, I'm counting on you to stay here and if Harley needs anything you get it got it!?" Said joker. "Yes sir!" Said all his new henchmen.
He had to get new ones because the old ones pretty much died except for frost,Juan,and mike.
"Okay,Harley!" "Coming puddin!"
The henchmen had never seen her before so they where looking forward to it.
"Yes puddin?" "In about to go out,and I need you to keep these boys in shape understand?" The joker asked while he was pulling her closer to him.
"Yes daddy." "What?" "I mean yes sir." "Good girl. Now give daddy his good luck kiss." "Okay."
Harley then kissed him on the lips.
Joker soon let go.
"Okay,I have to get going." "Alrighty puddin,see you later love you." "Love you too baby,and boys do anything to make her unhappy I'll kill every single one of you guys,got it!" "Yes sir."
The joker then left.
"Okay boys I'll be upstairs and if ya need me,just call." "Alright ms.Quinn."
When Harley went upstairs
"Okay who else wants to fuck her?"
All raise there hands.
"Well boss isent here and goody frost isent here so,Harley!" "Coming!"
"Yes?" "Um I have this itch I can't get." "Okay?" "Can you get it?" "Umm sure,where is it?" "Right up my dick?" "What?" "Oh come on be a good girl and get on all fours." "Fuck no! And once I tell mistah J-" "He won't do shit!" "Yes he will!" "Ugh,boys."
They then put her on all fours.
"Let go of me!" "Should we boys." "Hell no." "Thought so." "Alright since this was my idea I'm going first." "Get away from me!"
The henchmen then pulled down his pants and tried to put his dick in her mouth.
"Open!" "No!" "Ugh,I will cut off your lips if you don't!" "Out of all the fear Harley opened her mouth and sucked on his dick.
"Please stop!" "No now shut up! Actually bob spank her!" "What?"
Bob then spanked her really hard over and over again.
That's when Harley started crying.
"Ohhh poor baby." "Strip her!"
They then took off her clothes.
"I don't see why three at a time can't go." "True."
One then put is cock in her mouth,another in her pussy,and the last her ass.
"Oh Jesus! She feels good!" "Hell yeah!" "Lets all spank her later." "Sounds good."
After a while all the tree men hit there climax.
"Our turn."
Three more guys did the same thing until they hit there climax.
After all that ( there was 20 new henchmen so I'm sorry Harley.)
"Lets spank her!"
Then then throw her over a chair and start spanking her hard.
"Ow!" Harley cried out.
"Shut up slut!" "Please stop!" "I'll pass!"
While they where banging on her ass Harley's phone rang.
"Shit it's the boss! Harley talk to him and say a word we will make you our sex slave." "Okay,just give me the damn phone!" Harley screamed while crying.
"H-hi puddin." "Hey baby,wait are you crying?" "What oh yeah just watching a chick flick." "Okay baby,well I'll be home soon and you know." "Okay love you." "Love you too baby doll,and are you sure your alright?" "Yes puddin,I'll see you soon."
Harley then hung up.
"So what the boss say?" "He will be here soon." "Everyone get there last spank and act like this never happened.
After everyone spanked her and went inside her they all sat on the couch not cleaning up the cum and Harley was upstairs crying.
"Hey boys." "Hey boss?" "How was everything?" "Good,yeah Harley didn't come done much." "Good,well I will be upstairs if anyone needs anything ask someone who cares."
Joker then went upstairs but before he opened the door he heard Harley crying.
"Harley baby?" Joker asked while opening the door.
"Hey puddin,um how was your day?" "Fine now quiet trying to change the subject,what's wrong?" "Nothing,so want dinner I can make whatever ya want I'm in a cooking mood." "Harleen Francis Quinnzel! What is wrong?"
Harley was shocked he used her full name.
"Nothing promise." "Harley don't make promises that you can't keep,and your not leaving until I hear it!" "But-" "But nothing!" "Go down stairs in the living room around the dinning area find a white substance and then I'll tell you." "Okay?"
Joker went down stairs and saw the white substance and went back down stairs.
"Okay so your upset about a stain on the floor,we can get that out baby." "No it's not!" "Okay,you my dear need to calm down."
He then cuddled her while she cried and cried and cried.
"Shhhhh everything's okay."
After 30 minutes.
"Okay baby,you seem calmer,just got cute little hiccups. Now what's wrong?" "I'm scarred!" "Of what?" "Of being a sex slave!" "Who said you where going to be one?" "One of the new henchmen after they rapped me." "What the fuck!" "What did ya think that white stuff was?" "White drink." "No that was cum!" "Oh damn,why didn't you say anything on the phone?" "Because they where going to turn me into a sex slave,and I don't want to be a sex slave!"
Harley started to cry a little again.
"Hey shhhh,what did they do?" "Put there dick in my mouth,pussy and ass. Also they spanked me really hard and rubbed me!" "Ohh I'm going to kill them!" "Okay,but don't say I told you because what if one where to get away!" "No one will get away okay." "I know I'm just scared." "I know baby,how about we just relax the rest of the night." "But what about dinner?" "That's what take out is for baby doll,when your upset you order take out." "That's if your lazy,but okay." "Okay,stay here baby,while I go downstairs okay ." "Okay daddy."
Jokers pov
Mother fuckers are all going to die!
As I reach down stairs I see all the men talking to each other probably talking about Harley and what they did. They make me sick!
"Boys." "Hey boss how was your job?" "Fine,so anything interesting you boys did?" "No sir just pretty much sat here." "Pretty much huh,do you know what Harley was doing?" "Umm she was just upstairs half the time." "Half the time?" "Yeah,she came down here for a while to get something to eat." "What did she get to eat?" "Umm a sandwich." "What kind?" "Ham? We don't know we don't pay that much attention to detail." "Hmm well you know what Harley told me you guys did today?" "No?" "She told me you boys decided to rape her." "We did no such thing! Sorry for yelling boss but we didn't do anything to her,we know not to touch her." "Hmmmm,Harley!"
"Y-yes p-puddin?" "Come here."
As Harley walked down I thought to myself how stupid do they think I am? I knew Harley would never lie to me.
As Harley walked down she had on one of my purple shirts she looked adorable but full of fear when she saw the henchmen. She's never bin more scared in her life I was worried she would do something she would regret.
"Harley baby,tell me what you did today." "I was um watching a little tv and then one of these men well umm they they-" "come on baby tell me,you could tell me before tell me again." "They rapped me! Forced themselves on me!" "Thank you baby." Harley was getting teary so I cuddled her closer to me because I knew that would make her feel safer from these men.
"Alright,so why did you force your self on my Harley?" "We didn't sir she's lying." "Harley,would you ever lie to me?" "No puddin." "Why?" "Because I don't want to loose your trust." "Good girl. Now boys let's hear the right story shall we?" "Okay fine we had sex with her,but she didn't do anything to stop us." "Doesn't mean you should have done it!" "Yeah but she didn't do anything. She was enjoying it." "Harley baby where you enjoying it?" "No puddin I was crying for them for them to stop." "Okay thank you,no more questions asked. Boys why don't you go in the elevator over there."
They went in the elevator and when the door closed I let it stop.
"I'll let them out eventually."
That made Harley giggle.
"I love you puddin." "Love you too. Now what sounds good for dinner?"