Harley and joker oneshots

You dont know me

Harley pov
I was in Arkham ( again), I was in my cell very bored!
Until I see a familiar red head, "Red!!" I scream causing her to jump.
"Jeez Harley, you do know how to scare a girl." Ivy said with a rare smile.
"Sorry, but can ya get me out of her? Please?" I asked, leaning in closer to her.
"Oh Harley, what am I going to do with you?" I've teased.
"You could play with me." I say with a smile.
"Unless you're to scared." I giggle
"Or! You could let me out." I say with another laugh.
Ivy rolls her eyes, and quickly lets me out.
"Come on! Let's go!" She yells, as she starts running.
"Coming!"

*at reds house*
"Thanks red! I don't know what I would do with out you! I don't know wether not to kiss you, or to kill you! Because I know you weren't originally going to save me!" I yelled.
"Kissed only please!" She simply said.
I then go up and kiss her.
Her poisonous kisses don't work on me! Thanks chemicals!

"Oh Harley sweetie, I have a meeting. Would you like to come with?" She asked me.
"Would I!? I mean yes."
Ivy laughed a little, as she lead me out to her car.
"There's a dress for you in the back seat, change quickly!"
Ivy said to me as she began to drive.
Ivy was already wearing her leotard that was made of leaves.
And she had for me was a beautiful gold and black diamond dress.
"You got good taste red! And I love you for that!"
"I know." She stated.
I only giggle as my response.
*at the club*
Poison ivy POV
Me and Harley where dancing, not together. I was dancing with some man, while Harley was pole dancing! I must say she is very good at it.
"  Pamela, he's ready." A man said to me.
"Thank you, Harley! Come on!"
"Sorry boys! I'll play with ya later!" I hear her giggle out.

"Pamela, so nice for you to join us." I hear the man say.
"And who is this, Fox you brought with you?" He asked with a stupid grin.
"Harley Quinn nice to meet ya!" She said, as she laid in the side of the couch.
"Joker, I don't have all night! What do you want!?" I yelled out.
He was looking at Harley weirdly, Harley and I aren't dating officially, but I do love her! And can't stand when someone else looks at her that way, like she's some piece of meet!
"Me and some of my guys are going to rob a Galla that's hosted at a bank that's opening, and we need you to seduce the guards." The joker stated, as he kept looking at Harley.
"And bring miss Quinn with you." He also said, making Harley giggle.
"Come on red! Let's do it!" She asked like a child asking for something.
"Huh... fine, we'll do it."
"Great! We will see you tomorrow!" The joker said as he began to leave.
"What a nice guy!" Harley said, in her flirty voice.
I roll my eyes at her, and drag her back to the car.

A/n
Hey y'all! So there will be another part to this yay!
And this actually was based off a video I saw forgot what is was called lol.
And I know it sucks and feels rushed but I liked the video so why not make it a one shot!
Hope y'all enjoyed
Xoxo